what you called that

yearning.

[jpegenthusiast]

I think we'll have a June wedding.

[jpegenthusiast]

Ok so who the fuck jumped off a bridge because we are so obviously living in Pottersville

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[jpegenthusiast]

I'm the fifth wheel on this friend vacation which is cool, I love all these people. Unexpected perk is I get the nice recliner because everyone else wants to be on a couch to cuddle. I get the best chair. Enjoy your love losers!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[jpegenthusiast]

Sometimes when I get drunk at the bar I get home and make unhinged comments on Instagram Reels and then have to deal with the fact my friends and family may see it.

[jpegenthusiast]

I think posting bush on main is way less embarrassing than posting Christian on main.

[jpegenthusiast]

It is kind of wild as a person that historically handles break ups incredibly poorly that I've never been dumped.

[jpegenthusiast]

Super fit and hot in a conventional way guy was making eyes at me for hours at the bar earlier, but didn't say a word to me. I grew up fat and weird, I need you to make the first move if you're a certain level of hot. Maybe I'll see him around and try to be brave and say hi next time.

[jpegenthusiast]

I have been very judicious with my drinking!

[jpegenthusiast]

Why do I hate it when I'm referred to as "stud" like that should be a compliment I think but I have such an aversion to it.

[jpegenthusiast]

You should be allowed to call into work if you have a bad hair day.

[jpegenthusiast]

What do we hate more, blacking out and waking up in a stranger's bed, or blacking out and waking up with a stranger in your bed?

[jpegenthusiast]

Huge news, moved back to my bed from my couch.

[jpegenthusiast]

So I've been doing something new and mentoring this girl at work. I'm pretty senior here with over a decade of experience in the industry and management and it just seems like the thing to do. Unfortunately I have also started to get to know about her personal life which seems to be a sort of boundless mass of chaos I can NOT assist her with.