[germaerobics]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that's pretty much what I've been saying.

[charitydingle]

Cat People 1942, dir. Jacques Tourneur

[byjove]

everyday I pray that the AI bubble bursts

[dungeon-bitch]

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[impillian]

white woman blast

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[segamascott]

[gaytanic-panic]

[segamascott]

didn't notice that this was a group message at first but thank you for the emoji react random stranger 🙏

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[muffinpines]

Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]