We're the Rats

Da giant rat dat makes all of da rules. ((RP and ask blog))

[rslashrats]

have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

holy shit

[brucebocchi]

girls night

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Ah, my favorite part of December, (other than the night I go leave "presents" in the vents of Lacroix tower); it's time to pick out the designs for the Christmas cards this year.

And we have got some real WINNERS this year:

Lacroix tower overflowing with orbeez, one of Andrei's geodudes edited to be wearing a hat with elf ears and a candy cane in one hand, and...

...

Alright, I dont know which one of you managed to get a picture of me being carried off by giant bat Andrei during that whole attack on the city nonsense, but I'm so proud of you I could just WRING your little pencil neck.

[rotten-ash]

Do not scam a nosferatu if you want your life, in every sense of the word to remain whole. 

[midnight-blue-blood]

Honestly. At least I can respect the Sabbat. What a bitter taste this leaves in my mouth.

[midnight-blue-blood]

We have laws, actually. We have regulations and rules. No, I am not explaining them to you.

[gorgeousgarygolden]

[lawfulhimbo]

So uh, we're getting ready to go interrogate these two Nosferatu. Any advice on how to handle them? Or get info out of em?

[rotten-ash]

Give up.

[lawfulhimbo]

Hmmm you may be onto something there. Like give up like give them a false sense of hope and then tear it down again?

[rotten-ash]

No I meant give up, you won’t get any correct information out of a Nosferatu unless you 

pay them.

[gorgeousgarygolden]

You know, I'm not all that fond of the December holiday season to begin with, but you know what the most irritating thing of all is?

I can never stick my own name into "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" because Mr. Grinch has 3 syllables, and no matter what way I split it I can't quite get it to work.

And I am NOT rewriting the entire thing to make my name work. Defeats the purpose, boss.

[21stcenturytheythem]

gay rats (gay rights in southern accent)

[maurosaurio]

and trans rats? (;;;・_・)

[21stcenturytheythem]

and trans rats!!

[laufaye]

what are you talking about this is the most perfect rat I've ever seen

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Did I really just lose followers for the statement "cannibalism is bad"? Wow, I really must have riled the Sabbat up.

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Here's a genius take that someone is probably going to find controversial anyway: cannibalism is generally a bad idea.

[thatmonroe]

Remarkably insightful

[gorgeousgarygolden]

"Remarkably insightful" as if it takes more than half a brain cell to come to this conclusion, boss.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[trail-of-harts]

@gorgeousgarygolden

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Me on my way to Lacroix tower to annoy Prince Priss in person.

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Here's a genius take that someone is probably going to find controversial anyway: cannibalism is generally a bad idea.

[archbishoptiercel]

Oh please, the Sabbat commits and often even -encourages- diablerie on a regular basis, and we've turned out just fine as an organization!

[gorgeousgarygolden]

BISCOTTI FIG ROLL AND THUMBPRINT

biscotti: what languages do you speak? which one feels the most intimate to you? English only, unfortunately. I’ve tried one of those...”learn when you can” sort of programs so I can pick something else up, but there’s just never enough hours in a night, boss. Besides, I’m almost afraid of what the green owl is going to do to me when I come back. That thing’s more intimidating than the Sheriff, and that’s saying something. fig roll: what promise do you wish you could take back? .......... ..... .. Grrgh, see, I’ve got a policy of at least -trying- to be a little truthful in these “ask answers”, seeing that if I just feed you all still-steaming bullshit then I likely won’t be getting many more of these. But sometimes you lot make honesty DIFFICULT. Fine. If you REALLY want to hear it... That “unspoken” promise of never breaking the damned Masquerade and letting a single soul know what’s happened to you when you literally drop off the face of the Earth after one HELL of a film wrap up party. Of course, complete strangers were crawling out of the woodwork wailing for my sudden loss, and I could never tell the one person who actually DID care. thumbprint cookies: what’s your favorite fairytale? Ooh, that’s a tough one. I always had a liking for those stories where only the cleverness of of our protagonist wins the day. I know there was one I remember from when I was really little about a boy who had to steal three hairs from the devil himself so he could marry a wicked king’s daughter...

[urban-hieroglyphs]

[gorgeousgarygolden]

Prince Lacroix buried dogs under Lacroix Tower, I saw it myself.

[fleetfooted-mercurio]

Please Tell Me this Isn"t True …….. No …………..

[gorgeousgarygolden]

It's sad but true, Mercurio. Would I-ever- lie to you?

[silk-dyke]

cookie asks

chocolate chip cookie: what scent reminds you of your childhood?

macaroon: when was the first time you fell in love with a place?

peanut butter cookie: what’s the weirdest diet/eating habit you’ve had?

mexican wedding cookie: was your first kiss the way you wanted it to be?

snickerdoodle: what was the name of the first pet that you got to name yourself?

gingerbread man: what’s your absolute All-time Favorite winter holiday tradition?

oatmeal raisin: when you were a kid what was your absolute least logical but most hated thing to do?

sugar cookie: salty or sweet?

alfajor: what song do you want to play at your wedding?

animal cracker:what’s your favorite non-alcoholic drink?

biscotti: what languages do you speak? which one feels the most intimate to you?

black and white cookie: how’d you handle your very first heartbreak?

choco biscuit: when was the first time that you broke your own heart?

dutch letter: if you could decorate your room anyway you wanted, how would it look?

fig roll: what promise do you wish you could take back?

oreo: what’s the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful thing about you?

polvoron: do you collect anything? if so what?

thumbprint cookies: what’s your favorite fairytale?

wafer: what kind of music manages to totally transport you somewhere else?

[caitiffjohnofficial]