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Adam 25, I have no strong connection to any pronoun I love my partner so much

[packder]

Visit Original Link

[noelle-ism]

Comedy

[packder]

Visit Original Link

[noelle-ism]

Tragedy

[ardourie]

hey girl?

[airframeextender]

i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch

[airframeextender]

yeesh. ten years old

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[tonyzaret]

[tonyzaret]

[aflo]

tony has gotten more mileage out of the hog elected president picture than a 2001 toyota corolla

[hotanalsluts]

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[carlyraejepsans]

When I was like 15 I dated this guy named Wes and we would roleplay Soriel so then when we broke up it made me have a vendetta against the ship for a few years. You made me like them again though so thanks. Also I'm a lesbian now.

[carlyraejepsans]

[carlyraejepsans]

[stuckinapril]

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

[evilvillain123456789]

hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much

[rodyathecoyote]

[kitsnicket]

[jame7t]

can i email you

you want me pregnant

[emailmore]

steam used to mean water in the air now it means games. how far weve fallen

[emailmore]

stream also used to mean water. jesus christ

[nosarcasmforyou]

They still mean those things.

Context matters.

[emailmore]

no they dont mean those things anymore

[epilepticsaints]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil