Dedicated to Goslingplier :D

Taz It/Thxy/Hx + neu and masc pronouns

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Hi, I’m Taz welcome to my blog where the goslingplier (and coltland gentry) brainworms have infected me. there will also be the occasional weldedskittles (Jack x Carl) and trolleyoperators (Eva x Ava) on this blog so yay

I’m transneumasc, it/thxy/hx as well as neu + masc pronouns for me pls :). I am also a system but that doesn't really matter here

You might know me as @c00lgv1 aka the one who created JazzNight, BingBonk, SearchBar, HeavenKiller, LibraryBook, and a few others.

I have not seen any of the Goslingplier og medias but PHM and The Nice Guys, along with some Markiplier videos but fuck it we ball

AUs list (will be updated with time):

CrowsNest AU (SierraSleep)

God of Jazz AU (JazzNight)

Retry Now AU (Goslingplierverse)

pls pls pls ask me about my AUs I love them so much

Uhhhhh be respectful and nice. everyone is welcome on my blog unless you are homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, fatphobic, etc. If you support MAGA, gtf off this blog

I refer to the gosling characters as the Geese and Mark’s egos as the waffles (since you know Egos -> Eggo -> Waffles) so yeah

Banner is from my bestie, my twin, and my parter in crime in insane rambling about goslingplier @daemonicchopsticks's post here

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it's midnight and I'm practically in tears at the thought of rocky becoming sort of a patron saint of safety in the dark back on earth

Weighted plushies of Rocky being made. Parents giving them to their children, telling them "It's okay! Rocky's here to watch over you. He'll make sure to keep you safe."

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it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

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happy belated bloodymary acknowledgement/iron lung digital release day

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pt 2 to this LMAO

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if twos a party and threes a crowd what’s four

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ok can ppl suggest monsters and supernatural entities + which character would be which monster/supernatural entity for my supernatural au pls. I’m writers blocking so fucking hard rn and I’m in a ton of pain (legit want to trade my period and boobs for a trans girl's dick and balls) and I’m sleep deprived so i got nothing rn

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I was playing around with the idea of like a Supernatural AU where the geese and waffles and other characters are supernatural beings and I was listening to Scylla (peak song btw) and I had an idea. Wraith!K. And I already have a sort of design for him so I'll be right back, I just have to write it down, alongside his powers (since I can't draw for shit)

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random PHM x Iron Lung post but I realized just how short the Ironlings are compared to the PHMlings. So Jack is 5'8, Simon is 5'10, and Ava is 5'4 while Eva is 5'8, Grace is 6'0, and Carl is 6'3 (using actors as references). Now you can obviously make the argument that the Ironlings are shorter due to malnutrition stunting them, which I totally agree with, but it's still funny to compare heights and see just how big the PHMlings are. Like I love the fics where Grace's clothes are tight on Simon, but realistically Grace's shirts would be big on him, or correction, longer on him. His pants should be longer on Simon too. Like I love the tight shirts and stuff but pls I want to read a fic where Grace's clothes are big on Simon

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My fav part about both Jeffery Thank You and Yandereplier is that I headcannon them both as bigender and they both use he/she pronouns. Yandereplier switches between Yan-chan and Yan-kun for nicknames as well. Also i am in love with this amazing Yan-kun fanart here

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i've been having way too much fun making these edits, anyways, accurate depiction of what the ego manor would be like now

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you should draw driver and yancy maybe...

You are absolutely right I should

I’m not surprised this is a kinda popular pairing. They make sense together truly! I can see so many interpretations of them together, here’s what I personally thought of:

For some reason they give off short time besties as kids before Yancy suddenly vanishes. Then they just happen to cross paths again whenever Yancy hears word of a great get-away-driver. Only for them to be separated again once Yancy gets arrested and Driver goes on the run. Meeting up one last time (after Yancy’s release), and finally, able to stay at each other’s side for good.

I imagine they like just sitting in any forested areas and just enjoying the view and tranquility of it. Even if it always makes them wonder, “How did we get here?” They obviously know the answer, but sometimes it feels unbelievable.

Also I’d like to apolocheese for not responding to goslingplier requests for a while, just had other ideas in mind + being busy, but I’m back at it.

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When it comes to arcade games, I feel like Ryland is a GOD at the claw machine games. He’s calculating the speed of the claw and its grab width and stuff like that in order to find the most optimal prize to grab. If you want a prize from a claw machine, just ask him.

Similarly, Sebastian is a BEAST at pool/billiards. Grace is right behind him at best at pool. Sebastian has the talent and practice and knows a bunch of trick shots while Grace is calculating the specific angles to hit the ball into the holes.

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CrowsNest Transfem Court you will always be precious to me

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So transfem CrowsNest!Court is very important to me because she couldn’t get gender affirming surgery in her universe and had to mask as a man pretty much her entire life and when she was able to get the gender affirming surgery and HRT, she refused bc her current look (male presenting) looks so much like the twins and she can’t bear to further change it and lose one of the last reminders of her brothers but she grows out her hair and it helps her feel more comfortable while still able to retain the vestiges of her brothers

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Actor Mark: “Why are you caked up like a bakery on a Tuesday?”

Colt: “What?”

Actor Mark: “What?”

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GoN: “Let’s get rid of periods! Sorry ladies, I just get so passionate about feminism ;)”

Sebastian, curled up in a ball on the floor: *insert screams of the damned*

yes this is me just projecting my trans ass onto the Geese. It will happen with his Starfighter character bc they just scream transneumasc to me as a fellow transneumasc

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I feel like Ryland would be a vague posting KING 

Like “GRWM to go blow up my career” “lowk getting sent to space against my will hope they have sour skittles” “me when I’m just a guinea pig”