gossip queen rita

Hello, love. I presume you're here to spill all your secrets over a nice cup of tea? If so; please send me an owl, I can be quite busy sometimes. As you probably already know, my name is Rita Skeeter, I'm seventeen years old and I'm in Ravenclaw. I like to talk, so feel free to talk to me whenever you want. Especially if you've got something worth saying, if you know what I mean.

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Finished with homework early.

Well.

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Going for Os as always, Remus?

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A fire started on the edge of the Forbidden Forest...

I wonder how that could have happened…?

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Bella, dear. You didn't start it, did you?

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Bellatrix Black knows something about Remus Moony Lupin.

I know, dear. She already told me. A story will be following soon!

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Oh, come on. Who on Earth would come up with something so nonsense? No wonder people keep saying this is bullshit.

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Does this mean you’re denying it and you are, in fact, not seeing Andromeda Black in secret?

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Rita, I do not care about anyone’s blood but I know some people do. And I don’t want trouble with anyone who cares about it. Please keep with the “Someone is good at something” line. No one wants to get hurt, right?

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I wasn’t talking about anyone’s blood, dear Ted. I was just asking if you were seeing Andromeda. A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ would do, thank you.

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No, I’m not seeing Andromeda. Can I go now, please?

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Of course, Ted. Thank you for your statement. As you understand, I will ask Andromeda about this rumour as well. Because if three of my sources tell me it's true, there is a possibility that you're the one who's lying. But that's fine, because I'll find out the truth anyway!

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Oh, come on. Who on Earth would come up with something so nonsense? No wonder people keep saying this is bullshit.

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Does this mean you’re denying it and you are, in fact, not seeing Andromeda Black in secret?

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Rita, I do not care about anyone’s blood but I know some people do. And I don’t want trouble with anyone who cares about it. Please keep with the “Someone is good at something” line. No one wants to get hurt, right?

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I wasn't talking about anyone's blood, dear Ted. I was just asking if you were seeing Andromeda. A simple 'yes' or 'no' would do, thank you.

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“Andromeda Black is seeing Ted Tonks.”

“Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black? Oh my!”

“ANDROMEDA AND TONKS! :o”

Confessed by three anonymous wizard(s) and/or witch(es).

Well, this, my dear readers, is what I call juicy gossip! I hope for Andromeda and Ted’s sake the Slytherins won’t find out…

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Oh, come on. Who on Earth would come up with something so nonsense? No wonder people keep saying this is bullshit.

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Does this mean you're denying it and you are, in fact, not seeing Andromeda Black in secret?

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Don’t remind me, I’m dreading it already. I’m quite certain I wont get as high a grade as I would like in certain subjects, what with quidditch taking up all of my time. Great! So has there been much gossip around the halls of Hogwarts lately? 

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Well, I'm sure you don't need high grades when you're going to be a Professional Quidditch player! Everyone knows what a natural you are, dear.

I just heard the most interesting thing about Remus Lupin, actually. I can't spill anything yet, but you'll read all about it in my next issue!

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Rita, Darling...

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Have you ever wondered why Remus Lupin is always moody during a particular time every month?

At first, I thought he might have been PMSing, but then I started to look into it…

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Oh my, Bellatrix. Are you saying what I think you're saying? Are you sure?

This is going to be a big story! 

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ooc: just when I was busy with the confessions, my laptop decided to show me its first blue screen of death. Lovely. I don't know when or if it'll work again, so I'm not sure when I'll be able to get on a computer again. I'm typing this on my iPod, so I can't reply with gifs, or post pictures and stuff :c I hope to get back to you as soon as I can!

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ooc: Theo/Rita's off for today. I hope to see at least one confession here. It doesn't even have to make sense, anything goes c: Anyway, night all xxxx 

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ooc: “Though I do hope this isn’t a something I will hear about from one Miss Rita Skeeter.” I really have the urge to go all “Did someone say Rita Skeeter?” now, haha. Thank you, AVPM.

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ooc: Every time I have the chance to make a Starkid reference I do, even if no one else understands it.

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ooc: normally I would too, but it would be kind of weird to just jump into a private conversation, haha.

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ooc: "Though I do hope this isn’t a something I will hear about from one Miss Rita Skeeter." I really have the urge to go all "Did someone say Rita Skeeter?" now, haha. Thank you, AVPM.

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you should write small articles whenever you find out any gossip

I will, dear. Nobody has told me anything interesting yet, though.

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Hi, Rita, it’s been a while, how are things? Oh I’m fine, homework is a cruel mistress, but otherwise just fine, how’re you? 

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Yes, it certainly has been. I know the feeling, dear. I wish I could comfort you by saying it'll get better, but it won't, because next year is your OWL-year! But I'm glad you're alright. I'm fine as well, thank you for asking.

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-gwenjones started following you

Hello, Gwen, dear. How are you?

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Rita, Darling...

I have quite a juicy piece of gossip that I’m sure you won’t want to resist…

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Bella, dear, I'm all ears!

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