got7 scenarios

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Where are you from?

I live on the east coast in the states! but hopefully within 30 years ish, I could say that I live somewhere in California or Hawaii 😂

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aaaaa I love your blog!! The GOT7 imagines are just hilarious 😂😂

Thank you! 💕the blog told me to tell you that it loves you too LOL

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This isn't really a request, but I am a new follower and I wanted to tell you that I really like your blog! I enjoy your writing!! ''Tis all, bye✨

AWW thanks for the message, new follower ❤. I feel bad that I haven't posted in a while but I've been studying for the NCLEX (nursing licensure exam in the states) and omg the stress 💀. I swear on the @dennys blog that I'll post more after I officially begin young adult life!!!

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jb as a college student!

pre-dental tract

he so knows that his heart says film or music theory 

can be spotted on a large blanket outside somewhere with youngjae just jamming out 

he is known on campus as “that guy who wears a lot of leather”

98 degrees and sunny? leather jacket it is 

legend has it he caused sudden cardiac arrest bc of that smile

nah it was just a rumor youngjae made up heh

joined an acapella group

hated it & very slowly faded out instead of formally quitting

didn’t make any friends freshmen year

because everyone was super intimidated by him 

spends a socially unacceptable amount of time on snapchat practicing his derp faces

sits way in the back during lectures, doodling ideas for a new song

is that lab partner you hate bc they don’t do anything 

ahh things are fine my lab partner’s got it 

even violent threats would not be able to get him to go to the pep rally

maybe lives in the dining hall

defends its honor when people say the d.hall sucks

exclusively uses 0.5 mm pens 

snuck his cat nora into his box-sized dorm 

went the entire year without getting caught. literally how. explain

the rest of the cuties here & then my boi mork  ಠ⌣ಠ

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got7 + puppy????

Literally what have we done to deserve dogs. They deserve so many pats amirite

youngjae, co-parent to coco:

I FOUND COCO A NEW FRIEND!! big white floofer doggo 

i think we should name the dog Toby or Bella (jinyoung: did you google ‘most popular dog names’)

no … just cause i did that for coco means absolutely nothing

FINE, this doggo will be named ahgase (ot6 can’t say no bc they love ahgases but like ???) 

mark, co-parent to coco:

searches online “how to successfully socialize two dogs” 

*jackson puts them in the same room as soon as they get home* NO GAGA, YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE THEM SLOWLY

i’m an awful parent

wtf who bought purina dog chow (jb: oop)

if you look at the dog food comparing website, it clearly says that purina dog chow contains chicken byproduct and corn gluten meal 

what even is corn gluten meal 

10 years off his life because of stress

jaebum:

i don’t think i got the group chat notification when mark sent the dog food comparing website 

i miss nora 

cats have free-floating clavicle bones that attach their shoulders to their forelimbs, which allows them to squeeze through very small spaces

jackson:

wow!!! such a good lap dog (jb: this dog is 200 lbs)

such a good lap dog!! 

only mildly loosing circulation to his legs *tingle* 

tries to lull her to sleep by singing Girls Girls Girls in a lullaby fashion

~ girlss girlss girlssss they looove meee ~

after a few weeks of doing that, Ahgase now always jumps into jackson’s lap and stays all agitated until he sings the song 

listen ahgase……this just isn’t working out. it’s not you, it’s me

jinyoung:

THIS IS A SHEEP

youngjae, you brought home a sheep

should we harvest the wool and make a sweater for mark hyung. his birthday is the closest to now

yahhh, i think it’s too much too have 3 dogs (mark: we have 2)

coco, ahgase, jackson (jackson: ah, true)

bambam:

made a super artsy video welcoming the floof using his drone

was just for the insta 

THERE IS FUR ON ALL OF MY BLACK CLOTHES????????

tried to vacuum Ahgase (youngjae: yells)

i wonder if we could give her pink dyed tips, what a great idea (mark: absolutely not)

yugyeom:

is obsessed with this cloud

somehow acquired timberlands for dogs 

an homage to jungkook and his affinity for timberlands 

wants to be fully responsible for this pupper!!! (jinyoung: you are allowed to pet her and that’s all)

french braided her fur and weaved beads into the braid 

*mumbles*shouldbemydogbutwhatever*

[got7thinks]

Oooo what if Got7 broke one of another member's expensive thing. Like maybe a watch or smth cause I can't be trusted around expensive things. I swear I'll find a way to break it if it counts

peach person returns! LOL one time they played a prank on gyeommie and made him feel super bad about breaking an “expensive” wine bottle . it was kind of super harsh, i feel bad for the lil brownie but #yolosweqMaknae. 

In honor of that prank, yugyeom shall break the thing that they all collectively own. sorry it’s not like a post i usually do heh (ooo but mildly interactive ooo)

yugyeom: hyungs, I broke the thing 

jinyoung: ~in satoori~ aishhh yugyeom i will kill u don’t call me mom ever but also don’t ignore me. i will cut several small strands of your hair and tape it to your mirror so you’ll learn your lesson 알겠나??? (u got it?). 

jb: ……………… wateber -derp face- 

mark: things are important, but things are also not important bro its ok let’s not talk about it (3:26 am - jackson, so like i don’t get why he let that happen man)  

jackson: do you have venmo (a thing people can send money to each other through)??? break the thing, break my heart. why do you hate me. paypal???

youngjae: waiii hajima (stop it)

bambam: yahhhh ant man, i could’ve helped u cover it up katalk me next time

[got7thinks]

hi who do you think is /the/ gentleman in got7? lowkey and/or highkey lolol

hi! o wow, all of them??? but my first reaction was Jackson! He treats his MOM super well. he LOVES her so much and if someone treats their mom like a queen, you know that they’ll do the same thing for you (probably, no guarantees). Also wang puppy, how could someone nicknamed wang puppy not be a kind, loving gentleman…gentlepupper

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I have the worst time picking biases omg. Like?? At first I thought my bias was Tae. But then I got into them more and it was Yoongi?? And now I've kinda switched to Jin sooooo... And with got7 I thought my bias was Jackson. But then bambam was all adorable and shit. BUT THEN I had a dream with Mark where he was my boyfriend and we did... Things if ya know what I mean ;)))))) So now it's Mark and I'll never look at him the same way again. 😍 (also yes #jongkey5ever)

In short, everyone is a bias wrecker LOOL which I truly understand on a spiritual level. Taetae and youngjae stay v close to my heart tho. i went to a got7 concert with my bffs once and i asked practically everyone who their biases were bc i love that shit. isn’t it super nice to know that a member that you don’t particularly stan is super super super loved by someone else ugh my heart 

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I'm an ahgase and an army!!!! :D (also a low-key shawol tbh I kinda only stan The Gay One™)

OMG I LOVE U???? (as promised) who are your biases from got7 and bts!!! Also like don’t they all have a little gay in them LOL jk but #jongkey forever. they’re getting married. facts

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GUYSSS

so if any of you beautiful people are reading this, I have to tell you that I accidentally fell so SO hard into the black hole we all know and love called -BTS-. (my best friend is such a sport bc she’s an OG shawol and she listens to me fan girl OD over bts; she’s an army too low key; shinee is great). 

ANYWAY~ i’m low key high key thinking about starting a second kpop blog for our amazin bulletproof boy scouts so look out for it if i really decide to do the thing!! i’ll lyk. i’m just hype af after watching a live stream of their concert today ❤ they ruined my life ugh

I still love got7 so much esp since u never forget ur first love nawmsayin. pls lmk if you’re an ahgase and an army; i will love u forever. bonus points if you’re also a shawol

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i love ur blog sm help i'm so deep into it djdkkdkd

Omfg tysm 😻 welcome to my world let's do this LOLL glad you like it. Also it would be a crime if anyone reading this didn't hear that line in jacksons voice

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Hi aunty😂 What would got7 be like if they had a crush??

hi peach master!! 1st of all, they can’t bc what about the ahgases. LOLL jk here’s what i think they’d be like

mark:

*silently* - notice me, but don’t, but notice me

stalked his crush on EVERY social media platform 

INSTA PROFILE IS PRIVATE?!

linkedin profile lookin prettyyy good though

asked jackson what to do 

let’s call my crush “Taylor” so nobody knows y’kno

how do the other members know about this crush…(jackson: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

jb: 

saw someone jamming out on a bench outside and now his mind has been corrupted with thoughts only of this person

musters up just enough courage to sit two benches away

next week, i hope to sit only one bench away hopefully

thinks he made eye contact but not sure bc he looked away in 0.0000001 seconds

instantly melted

jackson: 

imagines his whole future with this person

already knows how he’s gonna win the argument with his spouse about where his kid is gonna go for school

nice, Stella is going to be so happy at that international charter school

crush ended up having a significant other 

i’m not crying, my eyes are just sweating bc it’s too humid

jinyoung: 

i wonder if this amazin person even knows my name

wow what a good aura I’m sensing

super infatuated but is soo oblivious cause he didn’t know that his crush was actually crushing on him super hard

gives up chasing “nothing” (jb: you are dumb)

unfazed 

youngjae: 

stares a little too long bc his otter-y dazed face comes out

left a few ambiguous notes on tiny pieces of paper folded up really small in crush’s stuff

asks jinyoung if he could very LOW KEY figure out if his crush likes him at all (jy: “soo youngjae really likes you and I’m not supposed to be telling you this but I want to know how you feel. don’t tell him i told you tho”)

hm I wonder why my crush hasn’t acknowledged me in a while

must be busy

deep double b:

tries mentally calculating how out of his league his crush is 

speaks in a voice 1 octave lower than usual 

ends up talking to his crush for a few weeks, but now has zero idea how to transition into talking normally again

this is it. this is my life now. deep double b 

yugyeom:

ot6 teases the fuck out of him

but he loves it cause then he has the opportunity to squeal about his crush

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH  SO CUTE

can literally describe the outfit his crush wore (jinyoung: how many cm were the shoelaces)

92 cm

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a snapchat filter that allows you to look as sultry as kikwang LOLL

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So if the got7 members had tumblrs, what kind of blogs do you think each would have?? Hope you have a good day xoxo

omg tysm I had a good night finessing a paper right before the deadline LOL. I hope you had/have a good day too :). Also considering i’m kind of a tumblr noob, i will try my best i promise

merk:

private blog where he rants about his feelings 

will not share with anyone, so does it reallyy exist? who knows

gets a lot of questions, so he pretty much runs an advice column that people seem to rely a little too heavily on 

no i will not choose ur outfit today, bye

black shirt, light wash jeans, and ultraboosts haaaaaayyyyyyyy~~

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

jaebum:

tried to do a moody all-white blog but he REALLY wanted to reblog Zuko with a glittery burn scar. this 

so the all white thing went to shit

ooo doggo with rainbow ombre

F

also often mass reblogs shit that seriously proves that ted cruz is the zodiac killer

jackson:

low key running a got7 updates fan blog

nobody knows about it & followers always wonder how this blog always has inside scoop ha

is super interactive with his followers and they call him dad and he loves it so much

working on a secondary bopo blog ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

jinyoung:

king of sHiT p0sTs

highly inspired by the dennys blog

bio: “yes i am jinyoung, professional nightblogger. thx” 

has so many reply memes ready in his camera roll, waiting to be chosen 

finds shia labeouf memes soothing 

youngjae:

random af hodgepodge of memes, original music, inspiring text posts, pics of things that make him laugh

like a churro wearing a mini snapback

oh but he was doing an all pink aesthetic thing for like a solid 2 days last week

guys, i am worth 12 followers including you guys!!! sweeet

bambam:

feminist blog with a grunge aesthetic

some original makeup tutorials based on requests

YURI ON ICE

finds joy in reading the tags that followers write when they reblog his posts

ah yes, more compliments, mm yes

made a few bff mutuals & now they’re a full-on squad (youngjae watches from afar: i want)

yugyeom:

one stop shop for dank memes

got legitimately tumblr famous for posting “reblog if dogs”

often rick rolls his followers 

good nitrogen hyungs (ot6: lol stop)

spoopy

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got7 visits the USA!

mark, a native:

hugs his parents immediately (jackson calls his mom: “i miss you”)

this is where I eat things, and this is where I do things, and this is where I do other things 

ot6 follows mork like ducklings following a mama duck

aggressively yelp-ing

jb:

says “y’all” a lot bc he saw it in a movie once

is so over everyone asking where they’re from, who cares

decides that they’re all going to say they’re from Finland 

convinces everyone that it’s quintessential to visit ellis island + the statue of liberty

for history, guys

photo bombs all the pictures with derpy faces that you didn’t know a human face could make  

jackson:

starts a U.S.A chant (just him: U.S.A...U.S.A...U.S.A)

strikes up conversation with protesters, often realizing he doesn’t know how to exit the convo

after everything bambam says, “so what he’s really trying to say is ___” 

duck lip selfies with the selfie stick

wore a basketball jersey bc appropriate 

jinyoung:

is someone really called honey booboo?

fidgets with stupid trinkets at rest stops like those tiny music boxes that play music if you crank it

often searches for chairs or ledges to lean on 

should’ve worn more supportive loafers

what are miles even??? no metric?

ordered a “hot dog” expecting a corndog, but did not get a corndog 

shook’th

youngjae:

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SALTY HERE 

is super confident with his cute af broken english

gives whatever money he can to every single street performer and homeless person he sees 

doesn’t know how he should refer to the country 

USA, america, the states, united states of america, the US, US of A ??????

y

bambam:

big mac

collects as many state-themed starbucks mugs 

OMG some stranger reply dabbed him

America is good 

should we go to the Mall of America (mark: that’s literally in Minnesota)

finds all the trendy food/dessert places via instagram

yugyeom:

rehearses english phrases prior to landing in America

waits patiently in chris brown’s driveway

wow bald eagles really do look bald hahahahahaha

insists on trying LA galbi ...in LA 

was accidentally left at the airbnb the morning of the flight

ot6 on the plane back to Korea: WHERE’S YUGYEOMMAH

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got7 runs a bake sale!

mark:

brought mediocre cupcakes with no icing (bambam: this is just a muffin then)

gets sad when his muffins are the only things not sold out by the end 

tries his best to help making the signs with ot6 

is in charge of just coloring inside the letters after jaebum sketches and outlines them 

jb:

the rate at which he’s eating the product is just not fruitful for their cause

i bet we could sell vitamin gummies 

nom nom nom , and then…….eat 

brought cucumbers to the baking party just to hear youngjae freak out over the cucumber 

jackson: 

store-bought cookies are just calories without love

suga hyung… I think we need your assistance when we bake (suga - so done w jackson’s jokes; Save_me.mp3)

tries to sell baked goods as if he’s being watched by a commercial recruiter 

my smile is really good today

jinyoung:

if we buy all generic brands, we can make 4x profit

refused to let the smol child haggle the price.

nope. go away. this is $1. nope, no less. where is ur mom 

gave money to someone to buy mark’s muffins bc he was sad (mark: GUYS you would not believe what just happened)

(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

youngjae:

wait is this for intermission for the high school musical next week?

n0! nooooo!!!!!!!! NO KYUKUMBER. i haTE that

contributes fudge brownies from the box with icing + a whole container of the rainbow granulated sugar sprinkles 

whenever a person buys one of his things, immediately breaks out in song singing the 고백 (confession) song 

IIIIII~~ LOVE UUUUUU~~~

bambam:

attempted to make character shaped macarons 

only found that the one hello kitty and the one baymax macarons were good to sell 

designer macarons for $6.50!!!!  

dabbed right in mook’s face when the 2 designer macarons sold faster than moke’s 3 for $0.50 muffins 

BBBUHHRAAHAHHHH

brownie:

brought the speakers 

wants to handle the cash box/register, but jinyoung doesn’t think he’s ready to handle it yet

sits on that one stool waiting for someone to prompt him to do something

ot7: maybe we should have gotten our moms to help us 

[shineethinks]

a SHOUTOUT:

to my best friend & soulmate, @got7thinks bc it is best friends day 

literally i was going to do a post on tumblr for you too but you were hundo p right, yours topped mine (u bich). i am so absolutely privileged that you are my best friend and i love you so sO much and every moment that we spend dying of laughter has been so incredibly precious to me and I MISS YOU A LOT COME HOME /jams so sadly/

bonus: we do these kinds of things in public and are super embarrassing ily a lot bye

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TAKE THE SNEEPLE TO SNURCH BC GOD BLESSED ME WITH THE BEST HUMAN BEST FRIEND AMIRITE