Team LAST @goteamlast - Tumblr Blog

Alright here's the deal. We're Team LAST. We're a cooperative group bent on crushing any snot-nosed evil teams that we find. Magma? It's on sight. Plasma? We know where you live. Snagem? You have three days.

Since we're supposed to be evil, we also run a Co-Op. Buy stuff from us so we don't starve.

Contact us if you want to join. The criteria? Hate evil teams.

-Area Coordinator Brand

#LAST update #Team LAST #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #real pokemon #rotumblr

You have purchased an egg. The package delivered contains a Pokémon egg from an experiment making ultra domesticated Pokémon. The egg you have received is a domesticated ralts.

You are free to pass the egg on to another individual as long as they are qualified.

Finally. Let's get this on the road.

A pride gift for pride month. I'm sure they'll love it.

#boss posting #last inquiries #team last #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #real pokemon #evil team

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Garden Path

#That's the queue

Something's got the big boss keyed up. King K. Rook is pacing around like crazy. If even the king is getting nervous, there's no telling what the boss is like!

Ooo, we should do something for them! Something to get their mind off of it.

Anyone have any ideas?

-🐛 Karo

#last update #coordinator karo #irl pkmn #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #real pokemon #team last

No post update. Been going on dates. Also doing maintenance and shit.

Last date was good. Had dinner and a battle afterwards. They're pretty tough at battling.

Team's doing a couple of fundraisers soon. Profits go to Castelia Cleanup Crew. They go and pick up all the trash lying around. Everyone thank Gummy the Garbodor when you see us. He eats the microplastics the CCC gathers.

We'll be at the Central Plaza in Castelia. Buy our stuff.

-Brand

#last update #coordinator brand #irl pokemon #real pokemon #pokemon irl #irl pkmn #pokeblog rp

goteamlast

Where did you people come from

Uh, hi. Guess people really like us. Or hate other teams.

To celebrate I'll take five questions. If we get to 25 followers I'll do a Pawmot reveal.

aura-acolyte-archive

Evil Teams: We are going to destroy everything you love.

Me: Ah, just another day in the office.

wyrdo01

Why not destroy them 1st? would save everyone a headache or 9 of them

aura-acolyte-archive

I don't kill. At least, I try not to.

the-koiking-pond

I mean, I have a solution to that problem.

poke-entomology

Why are there no teams trying to destroy everything I hate? Seems like they’d be more popular doing that.

goteamlast

We're trying. You know how much team stuff costs?

pokemonleagueofficial

What exactly did Rose do wrong? I know he released eternatus or w/e, but why exactly is that bad? We all thought Leon would be able to take it down, and that was the plan all along anyways.

At worst, the only problem is that he was impatient about it.

Also he looked how while doing it

common capitalist L. he is a war criminal entirely by proxy of being a billionaire. ratio this richkisser, rotomblr

chairman rose?

kill die murder (he's rich)

kill die murder (extant reasons)

no killing (government official)

no killing (coward)

get his ass AND every other billionaire (correct)

who?

Voting ended onMay 10, 2023

#you already know

fox-pokemon-fan

Those were faked by the government to control the populace

Yeah, okay, tell that to my very real trauma. I was in Opelucid when Plasma attacked, Anon. That ice could not have come from anything other than Kyurem.

goteamlast

Found the Plasma plant.

Gett'em boys!!

#Anon there's an army of Scolipede after you #Coordinator Karo

Love seeing people commit atrocities on here. Does InterPol exist or do we 'civilians' gotta handle everything ourselves.

#last update #cmon now #Coordinator Brand #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #pokemon unreality #team last #evil team

treleaven11

#garden stuff #the queue

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Let’s Talk About Berries!

I love berries! I help grow and maintain the berry plants we have at the lab, so today’s going to be a post all about different uses for them.

You might already know that several berries have properties that can help Pokemon in the wild or in battle–some common ones can heal various ailments, for example.

And, of course, you can use berries to make various treats for your Pokemon, like Pokeblocks, Poffins, and Pokepuffs!

But aside from those uses, berries, like any other fruit, can be enjoyed by both people and Pokemon in all sorts of ways! You can eat them right off a berry tree, cook them up, use them in desserts, make them into jams, juice them, put them in smoothies…

(I think I’m actually making myself hungry with this, haha!)

And they can be easy to grow, too! More common berries tend to have more lenient needs, and they can still be just as delicious as rarer, harder-to-grow berries. You can plant a berry tree in your yard, or if you’re on the move a lot or short on space, you can use portable planters to grow mini berry plants! I love the planters because they’re super easy to use, and a lot of models will help maintain things like soil quality and humidity all on their own–they’re super useful!

Just remember–whatever berries you want to grow or use, make sure you or your Pokemon don’t have allergies to them–and almost just as important, make sure everyone likes the flavor! A Pokemon might eat a Pecha berry in a pinch, for example, but if it’s not a fan of sweeter foods, it’s probably not going to accept a Pecha smoothie from you later on!

That all said, go out and find some berries! I know there’s some foraging apps out there that mark the locations of wild berry trees, and even if there’s none in your immediate area, you could always see if you can find a stash of them in a tree or bush! (Just be careful there’s no wild Pokemon guarding it before you try reaching for some!)

Have fun, and have something delicious!