What is a title honestly

My names Jacob. 28

[oysters-aint-for-me]

JFGSKGKGDK

[redpandarascal]

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

[testosteronetwink]

[jambearie]

I knew not to trust it once they left

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?

They close at 8 pm.

[irateyourposts]

7/10

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Come on

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[thotticus-binch]

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[odin-n-out]

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[bluebipples]

because they’re an academic

[accounting-wunderkind]

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

[fix-ur-heart]

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Getting my news third hand from internet but is it true trump and melania left the white House in a helicopter but didn't take barron with them

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

[waffl3o]

[dying-redshirt-noises]

[lemon-badgeress]

….*googles*….what the FUCK

[kittydesade]

… shit, sorry, I didn’t tell you about that.

[nimblermortal]

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/15/world/europe/dutch-government-resignation-rutte-netherlands.html

Jan. 15, 2021: A parliamentary report concluded that tax authorities unfairly targeted poor families over child care benefits. Prime Minister Mark Rutte and his entire cabinet stepped down.

[marcholasmoth]

really gotta stop learning about world news through memes

[tricornking]

You can’t go to the circus and then complain when a clown pies you in the face

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Normal golf states: FUCK I HIT IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE THAT’S SO MUCH MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN

Mini golf states: . . .I can’t believe I hit it in the fountain. . . THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS THE LADY GIVING OUT BALLS IS GONNA LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD-

[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[slothful-rabbit]

U ever read something that makes complete sense despite it sounding like utter nonsense

[slothful-rabbit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unluckyrose]

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”