Memes from Gotham, New Jersey

dope memes directly from this emo hellhole (submissions and askbox are open)

[villain-preacher]

Gotham city memes once again

Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈‍⬛

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Just moved to Gotham and yes, i knew what to expect but I thought yall were kidding about Harley Quinn being a full on psychiatrist.

she legit talked me down during a full on panic attack while on a hostage situation and let me pet her hyenas like????

i miss bud lou n brucie ;A; I havent been one of harley's hostages in agessss

last time she ordered pizza for everyone while waiting for the police to send a negotiator

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A seriously injuried Red Robin just crashed into my apartment and asked for coffe

I mean- HE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE FUCKING STAB WOUND ON HIS STOMACH, HE JUST WANTS COFFEE

give my bestie what he wants he got my weed back from batbitch. he deserves all the coffee

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as a non-gothamite i can literally never tell if people mean they want brucie to be their dad in a literal or sexual sense

depends on the time of day and if he's been seen shirtless recently tbh

[cairoscene]

a day on gotham twitter

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[lewstonewar]

It amused me to come up with a defense for the “is homophobic because he said he would never date NightWing” remark.

“My boys are very sociable and Nightwing is clearly a Gothamite of a certain age. There is a better that 20% chance that I have seen him playing Transformers in footie pajamas in my living room. So it’s always going to have to be a no for me.”

[writer-room]

More of these. Anyway we should utilize the fact that Jason knows Talia a lot more often.

One

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people are like "fuck the rich" and point that at brucie but like THE FUCKING PENGUIN IS RIGHT THERE WHAT

this is lex luther erasure

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Do you think Batman and the Joker ever explored each other's bodies?

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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Hi so im a professional clown, mostly for birthdays and school shows but I've traveled with circuses before. My wonderful husband got a new job with the Wayne Foundation (he's a computer person & very good at it) and is thinking of moving us to Gotham. I wouldn't mind if it wasn't for that Joker guy kinda ruining my whole career. As a native gothamite, can I be a normal clown in Gotham or will I insight panic?

def not in public no and maybe at events I'd double check with local carnivals and party companies about their policies and protocols

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girl whats the beef about thristing for nightwing, i just moved to gotham for like, a week or so, i know nothing and also, where can i land a job here?

idk what the beef is thirst away and appreciate the ass

as for jobs if it looks to good to be true it's probably work as a henchman or a scheme of some sort so steer clear (or don't you do you and the healthcare is def there)

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My pet theory is that New Jersey is Cursed, and Gotham is the epicenter of the Curse. Batman and Bruce Wayne are almost singlehandedly responsible for containing the worst of the curse. (Without them, all of New Jersey would be like Gotham all the time.)

correct

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do you think we should ask batman to like. make brochures for new gothamites in training. hear me out okok so it took me FOREVER to explain everything to my friends and coworkers who like just moved to gotham so can't he use his brucie wayne sugar baby money to like. let people know that green and purple are the greatest fashion faux-pas' ever in gotham. or like where to get the GOOD gas masks for when bitch j*ker shows up or something. like be careful on tuesdays in february kinda thing??? ive spent FAR too many hours telling ex-metropolisians like no we actually don't celebrate any fun dates we have a calendar themed villain. do u think little sword robin would throw said pamphlets like a little flower boy yes or no

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hey, me and my brother have literally no idea left on who to ask so. do you think making Dr. Harleen Quinzel the subject of your "psychology: influential psychologists" project is hilarious or no. he's metropolis so once he found out that she's harley quinn now he was so adamant that it was "insensitive" and that the previous work she did while she was on the saner end "doesn't count anymore". like whos the gothamite here buddy. I MET her hyena brucie and he agrees fr. pls help its due like tmr

nah nah

sight her as sources in research use her as examples in exams and do project on her work she didn't go through getting a doctorate for nothing

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signed a gothamite

[amateur]

[gotham-memes]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU BRUCIE FOR FUNDING GOTHAM PRIDE AGAIN THIS YEAR. AND BATMAN AND RED ROBIN FOR LURKING AROUND LIKE THE BETTER POLICE THANK YOU KINGS

No cops at pride- just our pet vigilantes

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I THOUGHT JEFF BEZOS AND LEX LUTHOR WERE DATING

Jdvdjffj call that ship name ChromeDome²

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how are u all scared of riddler??

he's literally a twink, i'm from bludhaven, so,,,

We're not tho?? Or at least I aint

He's just a dude who likes puzzles n is a little murdery. I like puzzles n could probably murder someone if i were determined enough. He ain't special lmao