#gotham memes

[stomiibaevt]

Bruce, looking mildly confused: Jason gave me this little booklet for father's day. It's got tearout 'coupons'.

Dick: Oh that's kinda sweet. What's it got, 'A family dinner without starting a fight', or 'a patrol without live rounds'?

Bruce: Those and one for a single event without complaining or backtalk. And he actually put fine print on it. For one event. And I have to pick either complaining or backtalk.

Dick: Aw, what? Really?

Jason, lifting his head from working on his motorcycle: What do you mean, 'really'? It's for my own sanity. I can't be 100% nice to the old man.

Dick: No, because now I have to come up with a new gift.

Bruce, sighing: You both are insufferable.

[incorrectbatfam]

[san-fics]

Bruce: if you're tired and really want to sleep Bruce: but you have a lot of very noisy (grown-up) children at home Bruce: before going to your room, tell them to wake you up in 30 minutes so they can start reporting on all the cases they haven't closed Bruce: they'll do literally anything to avoid waking you

[robs-your-robins]

No but serious question, but how do the Rogues plan what week or month or day to pull off their plans? Yes, they probably all want all out chaos or to restore Gotham in their image but they all have different MOs and values so unless it's special circumstances they won't work together. It's not smart to step on a fellow Rogue's toes without purpose. I think they have something like the Legion of Doom but it's mainly attended by attourneys and assistants who have to haggle over the choicest slots.

"No, Shelly, you're not hearing me. Mr Freeze has to have Thursday to Saturday because he's got an optician's appointment on Monday."

"My client won't accept the offer of the 2nd. He's the fucking Joker, April Fool's is his day, it's a non starter. Be fucking real, Gerry."

"We are willing to offer our two weeks in July for the two weeks in May. Mr Penguin has tickets to the Met Gala and this year he has to outdo Bruce Wayne."

"No, Ms Ball, the offer of Wednesday won't do. Ms Ivy has her garden show that night. She is willing to push back her plans to next weekend but only on condition that Mr Firefly doesn't burn anything south of 47th Street."

And their PAs each have a copy of the weekly timetable taped their cubicle wall. For example,

[saltedbruises]

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

Bruce I Don't Believe Magic Can Hurt Me Any More Than A Radioactive Clown Wayne, everyone.

Base credit to @atdanwhite on twt

[e-nigma-nygma]

gotham brainrot

[aroace-madness]

DC/Gotham in Universe memes (mostly Gotham) pt1

Pt 2