Just An Anxious Mess Doing Their Best

|He/Them|27| I'm doing my best and that's enough.

[just-an-anxious-mess]

Fic Masterpost

AO3

(Edited to add: I have way more fics than are listed below but they are all on AO3 as it's easier to post them there)

Angst

Numb

Rejection

Get Rid Of Me

Two-Faced

What’s In The Box

Relapse

Old Habits

Sleep

Looking Back

The Truth

Why Don’t You Understand?

Love Is Not A Cure

Too Good At Pretending

It’s Ok To Not Be Ok

What Have I Done?

Enough Is Enough

Power

Just An Act

Sugar And Spice

Insecure

I’m Done

Adorable

Back Off

What’s Wrong With Me?

I’m Fine

In The Grip Of Depression (47 Chapter Fic)

I’m Putting an End To This

Isolation

Outcast

Empty

What’s Up?

Stop Ignoring Me!

Fluff And Silly/Funny

Come To The Dark Side (We Have Cookies)

Ugh

Language!

Just A Cough

Bored

Just Kiss Already

A Typical Sanders Sides Car Journey

My Heart Is Racing

The Horse Incident

Falsehood

Cats Are Just As Cute as Dogs

Tough Decisions

What?

A Slimy Boi

Why Are We Here?

Puppy Dog Eyes

Hiss

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Secret Ingredient

Are You Blushing?

G Noted

Music

Sleepwalking

Nothing To Eat

Miscommunication

I’ll Give You A Dollar

Why? Because You’re An Ass

Embracing The Darkness

Little White Lies

Give Me Attention

What’s Going On?

Love Is...Risky

He Protec, He Glitter Attacc, He A Snakey Snacc

Eyeshadow

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[asylphintheclouds-deactivated20]

The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.

"All Star" is an oldie.

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[fibro-memes]

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[ratslain]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Idiot apple girl now crunching down for only $11.91!

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

[leiyahime]

"Indigo dyeing silk thread"

In case anyone wonders what the Japanese is saying

[krakenartificer]

Me: But indigo makes blue. When does blue come into it?

Me: that wringing technique is really clever. I've got to try that with my sheets

Me: WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT BLUE?!?

Spouse: why are you telling at Tumblr?

[hlahlahlahlahly]

Indigo dyeing works by oxidation, so it turns blue when enough of the liquid is wrung out that it is exposed to the air.

Unlike most dyes, you don't get a darker color with indigo by keeping it in the liquid longer, but by dipping it more times.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Werewolf Janus: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Witch Logan: You are my reward. Werewolf Janus: q^q *in another au* Ouroboros [Janus]: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Neuron [Logan]: True, you can be really difficult at times. Ouroboros [Janus]: *offended gasp*

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[willgrahamscock]

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

[astrolugo]

The Artemis II crew captured an impressive image of the Earth from 41,000 miles away this morning.

It is the first time since 1972 that human beings see an Earth in a growing phase in its entirety.

[hanitje]

“It’s a handbag.”

[staroftara]

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II