Despite the trillion treacheries of sand.

“A detestable, bombastic, tiresome, egocentric little creep." | she/they, 20s | Ally to toddlers, difficult women, and people with dementia

[auntophelia]

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[dogpuppy]

[nonlynear]

she drives me nornal

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[lizzyswor1d-deactivated20230222]

Hoes mad because I shattered the facade

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

Is anyone else enraptured with the exquisite, transient beauty of the humble urban alleyway in winter or is it just me and Wilf Perreault (Canadian, b. 1947) out here

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

More here

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

Folks we're hearing the hot new trend is to go walk some urban alleyways and watch the sunset on a lovely winter evening, they're calling it #WilfWalking. Here's to everyone on #PerreaultPatrol, enjoy those ethereal skies 👍

[ndnbutch]

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

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[angelotheque]

[househunting]

$549,000/5 br/2.5 ba/3,320 sq ft

Gorham, NH

Built in 1903

[7244395]

This is truly nuts

[escapefromcamazotz]

i know this has been posted on here approximately 1 million times but i just need it said again