𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕹𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖞𝖆

She/They | 20↑s Maid of Armor Keeper of Celluloid Lover of Monsters and Those of The Spiders Lace

[krocodilian]

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[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[calebwittebane]

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[thcpanties]

Please do not shut up about trans women's blogs being terminated disproportionately. You have to care more about speaking out against this. You have to care more about the girls that have been termed to oblivion. You have to care more about the girls that haven't come back. You have to care more about trans women.

Don't let them get away with it!

[s3znl-gr3znl]

oh you're mad at me? you're really mad at me when my lips are this soft and supple? you're mad at a guy with lips so velvety and pillowy that little angels fall alseep on them?

[s3znl-gr3znl]

*girl

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[vocesycaos]

𝔊ℜ𝔈𝔑𝔒𝔘ℑ𝔏𝔏𝔈

[the-rat12]

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

[catchymemes]

[gothbabe263]

I am desperate for a full suit of armor. It is homophobic that I don't have one

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

garlic is like,.. 1 syllable away from girl lick

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[ross-hollander]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks