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side dish main : @leoshawty

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[eroscestlavie]

[maja-paja]

[immigrant]

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[unlorefriendly-deactivated20171]

asexual margaret thatcher moodboard

[jasper-rolls]

im starting to think tumblr is less a microblogging site and more of a procedurally generated content creator with the express purpose of eventually generating something that will personally kill me on sight and i have to say its getting pretty close to that

[pekingopera]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[boarofthenorth100]

Pray For Me

[boarofthenorth100]

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

[things-that-are-not-true]

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself