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[andreeds]

thank you disco elysium for the best idle animation ive ever seen

[animentality]

[wizardshark]

Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[commodore64]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[beechimera]

The End of Evangelion if Pjackk died on the cross instead of Jesus

[flightrising]

Hey

In case you missed it, scheduled maintenance starts soon.

What will you be doing during our anniversary maintenance?

[mantarising]

[flightrising]

[butchtoks]

[omnybus]

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

[omnybus]

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

[omnybus]

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

[cthulum]

Very relevant indeed

[i-dropped-my-cake]

Rule 34: if it exists, there is a porn of it

Rule 1337: if it exists, there's an xkcd comic about it

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[mgsr]

[dogpuppy]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.