my starship doesn't want me

30s, they/he

[gothcrafts]

real thing my partner just asked me: "do people ever change their fanfiction and publish it for profit?"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they haven’t made a hornier song than this

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[rpfisfine]

[angelobadalamenti]

BLACK NARCISSUS (1947) dir. Emeric Pressburger, Michael Powell

[indolentjellyfish]

flat little sea slugs

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[eggerlandmystery]

specifically it's this version

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[avocado-moon]

Donate to Support Eva Marciano’s Stem Cell Transplant Journey, organized by LIsa Marciano

Our beloved niece, Eva Marciano, has been courageously battling a se… LIsa Marciano needs your support for Support Eva Marciano’s Stem Cell

hello everyone. this is my dear friend's sister. please give if you can and reblog/spread to share either way. thank you

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[progressivemillennial]

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.”

― Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

[velutfortuna]

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

[gothcrafts]

no one cares but i'll die on the hill of defending LA against being defined by social-climbing transplants. you know it takes a whole city full of working class people for things to actually function, right?

once i was in culver city and i overheard these two people with CRAZY "valley" accents on a first date, and gradually they revealed they were from tennessee and north carolina. how did they get those accents??? i still think about it

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[gothcrafts]

happy pride to the most baffling instance of horror homophobia i've ever encountered

or, old guy dies of a heart attack because his daughter's fiance is caught nude kissing another man

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that