I cast gay wizard beam

🧙‍♂️🐊The workshop of a wizard, alchemist, or apothecary is never complete without an alligator in a giant wizard hat hanging from the ceiling.

[lizdoart]

dream tiger,,,,,, she has bewitched me,,,,,,

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[sweetsourbelt]

[malama-art]

Doopid dooooopid

[jane-inferno]

we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call

[sycamorality]

whitebaby you can literally just say ass. whitebaby just say "this" instead of butchering aave. whitebaby. whitebaby stop

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[flanbolt]

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[ozth]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]