Bats For Brains

Tumblr blog of Hemlocke! - Vtuber, Live2d Artist, internet funny ghoul! - they/them - Icon by higadoyrinonon on Twitter -In my heart I'm elderly but in actuality I'm 30

[hemlockestone]

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Hiya! I’m Hemlocke! I’m a gargoyle, a streamer, an artist, a VTuber parent, a nonbinary mess, ect, ect.

Welcome to my castle! I try to stream Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at around noon EST!

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hemlocke

Carrd: https://hemlocke.carrd.co

Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/hemlocke_vt

Commissions: https://hemlockeart.weebly.com

VTuber Kids: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLQ8mKUslil93c9mC8UjkC9k2fQzVHTgi

VTuber Group: https://ominouscoven.carrd.co

Art Tag: #gargart

[kriosv]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Having chronic pain that gets worse when it rains is feels lame as fuck. Cuz youre like yeah the fairies cursed me. Whatever. The clouds are blackened the air heavy and the curse grips me. Ok

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

Check out my stuff!

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[mandate-transgenderism]

We'll always go back for the others

Always

[xiaokuer-schmetterling]

op i'm tearing up and it's not seasonal allergies

✨💝🤍🩵🩷🤍🖤🖤🤍🩵🩷🤍💝✨

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[voidthing]

happy month, fellow slurs.

[nolittlegermanboy]

im not autistic. i just didnt have a social script for that specific situation. which is why im adding it to my spreadsheet for next time

[kosmogrl]

I love coming to my senses like you know what.. I should’ve been meaner

[byjove]

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

[literallycrashingoutrn]

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

[byjove]

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[dailyhsrclips]

[carrydeckcrane]

i feel like i used to have some idea of what fandoms are really popular but now every time i look at the tumblr top 10 trending tags its like peering into a scary alternate dimension where everyone is mormon