Jingly Bits And Black Flannel

Pop Tabs, Feral Goblins, Lots of Shinies, and The Color Black

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Some shinies from garage sales n the streets :>

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BLACK,,, POP TABS!!!??

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Pop tabs are the meaning of perfection and here’s why

1. They J҉I҉N҉G҉L҉E҉

2. Perfect for putting on things, they’ve got those convenient little holes

3. Snapping them off a soda can is just- aaaah. Satisfaction guaranteed.

4. If you don’t want them (crazy though that may be), they’re recyclable!!

5. Did I mention they J I N G L E? What more could you want

6. S̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ H͚̖̜̍̃͐ I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ N͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ Y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨ-

[gothgremlinbastard]

Why did I steal the last sausage?

Because you’re a feral cryptid loose in a human household with the aim to cause maximum chaos

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*ahem*

HÖMØ

I rest my case

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New decade, new me! *buries self in a pile of pop tabs and blankets awaiting metamorphosis*

[yarnspool-deactivated20240216]

booty shorts that say threat to society on the ass

[gothgremlinbastard]

I’d wear em, no questions asked

[gothgremlinbastard]

Quick lil goth goblin guide to liftin your self esteem a bit

1. Wear all the shinies you want because you’re worth it

2. Wear the outfit that makes you happy n that you feel confident in. Don’t matter how it looks it matters how you feel

3. Carry things that comfort n make you happy in your pockets

4. Clickity clack n jingle

5. Feel better because you are wonderful n fantastic no matter what anyone says 🖤🖤🖤

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S H I N I E S

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*stares intently at you as you try to figure out what the actual fuck the aesthetic of my room is*

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Rat Bastard

[hatchet-jar]

The only acceptable term of endearment

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Rat Bastard