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FUN FOR ALL AGES!!!!
A horrible concept
The part in Shrek where he goes “this is the part where you run away” but the audio is replaced with “begone thot”
This is the meaning of beauty
If you don’t stop that, I’m going to be forced to redefine the word yeet
sMeXy
KNEECAP PRIVILEGES
REVOKED
Me, Having Been Assigned a Project Three Weeks Before the Due Date: Well, three weeks from now it’s going to be one very long and stressful night, isn’t it?
And then, fast forwards to:
The Night Before The Project is Due!
Me at 1am, on the verge of tears: Th is is fi ne
Me, Having Been Assigned a Project Three Weeks Before the Due Date: Well, three weeks from now it’s going to be one very long and stressful night, isn’t it?
Rat Bastard
The only acceptable term of endearment
You haven’t lived until someone has said dealing with your friends group is “Like herding squirrels on meth”
Imagine if bones were filled with glow stick liquid
So you just break your arm and all of a sudden
BAM
let there be light
This would definitely make it very easy to find a broken bone, however due to the nature ifthe chemicals in glowsticks, unless the liquids could be drained and replaced separately, it would only work once. (Unless it worked in each bone separately, in which case it would work once per bone.)
Once per bone, I’d say, as I think it’d replace the marrow of the bone. Thoughts?
Y’ALL
This is Helen, my fellow gremlin and chaotic best friend
She has such a great sense of humor, is sarcastic in the best way, sings beautifully, and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
From her, “dipshit” and “motherfuck” are the ultimate terms of affection and being called that are something worth smiling about. She can sing like nobody’s business, is super creative, and deserving of so much love. Nobody makes our D&D sessions as memorable as she does.
She’s completely incapable of sitting properly, carries around a sketch of her character, Roomba, and is possibly the single funniest person I’ve ever met.
As a person, she’s absolutely amazing and undersells herself far too much. She deserves the world for her loyalty and sense of compassion. Such a talent, a blast to be around, and someone I’m proud to call my friend.
That’s all. Just wanted to tell y’all about one of my favorite people 🤘
I’ve slowly been inducting my friends into the
Pinning Pop Tabs To Your Clothing for the Sole Purpose of Jingling Every Time You Move Cult
So now we just...
JINGLE
Things that have been said backstage this week, Volume 1:
-“I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN HETEROSEXUALITY”
-“Go on, SMASH KAREN ON THE FLOOR! It’s good luck.”
-“Lemons are the only path to divinity”
-“My mom has one, you f-ck!”
-“To join the production cult, yOU HAVE TO SLAP FRANK’S ASS”
-“I ate my twin.”
-“No, I’m your DAD, nOT YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW”
-*Quacks dramatically*
-“Hi, I like girls.”
-“Get ready for THIS power move!” *proceeds to bite a chunk out of a lemon*
My Co-Designer for costume crew: *taps one of the actors gently on the shoulder* Hey, have you guys seen our masking tape? We kinda need it, but if you’re using it, that’s fine.
Me: *standing on a chair, screaming* lISTEN UP, LOSERS, COUGH UP THE TAPE OR ELS-
Me, to a non-theater friend: Haha, tech week can actually be fun sometimes and like it’s good quality time with friends and generally not as bad as we make it out to be
Me, Later that day during Tech Week: *sitting off stage left, pretty much inhaling fruit snacks at 150mph while repairing a prop an actor broke and fighting a complete mental breakdown*
Here’s a conspiracy theory for y’all
Lizzie: A lesbian whatever way you slice it. Historically, in the 2019 movie, and now in the musical. No question, not at all.
Bridget: Historically (according to many theories) a lesbian, as well as a lesbian in the 2019 movie.
Alice: Not historically a lesbian, but the musical says so, so therefore a lesbian.
Emma: Not at all confirmed a lesbian in anything, but for the sake of argument we’re gonna go with the fact that this musical is gay as hell and she definitely has more than a few lesbian-ish moments
Furthermore
-Lizzie and Alice. No matter how you slice it, even with Alice’s “betrayal”. Lesbians.
-tHE way Emma and Bridget interact definitely has some potential romantic tension
In conclusion, the entire 4 person cast of Lizzie the Musical are all lesbians.
*Mic drop*
Lizzie: VIBE CHECK! *proceeds to hit you several times with an axe*
