Overheard & Overseen, Now Prettier Than Ever

I'm practicing my calligraphy skills by writing up funny quotes from my friends and coworkers. Feel free to submit your own and I'll write it for you!

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That's because my head is made of gravity

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Well that certainly smelled solid

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I'm not a menace, I'm just a penguin

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get wrekt, I have pointy ears!

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sprite is different from ketchup, it has lime!

[penny-anna]

why would you do this to me ):

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wh

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sprite is different from ketchup, it has lime!

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Ur chloroplasts r daddy's little sluts !!!!

[blueleviathanagito]

Send me "♪" and I will shuffle mp3/ipod/music player and write my favourite line with my handwriting

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there's no putting that cat back in the bottle

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Some Monday morning corporate speak for you:

"that's a great way to bootstrap a holistic portfolio strategy"

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I have roughly the cognitive capacity of a baked potato right now

picture incoming

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I have roughly the cognitive capacity of a baked potato right now

picture incoming

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I have 99 anxieties and 98 of them are rejection sensitive dysphoria in a trenchcoat

Thanks for the ask! Picture to follow bc tumblr is a jerk about letting me add pictures to ask answers for some reason

[goodnightmoonvale]

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fuck I hate tumblr. I’m terrible at side blogs. Just in case anyone thinks I would ever be any good at them.