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This is Gothichamlet's tumblr. For tumblingggg. I hate everything that has been invented after 2005, and thus my tumblr activities will likely be 99% posting ridiculous art and cosplay. Did you come here looking for cosplay or hoodies? Most of my costumes and progress can be found at my cosplay tumblr: Cowbutt Crunchies. Pixel Family: ♥ ★♥ Ω Sprite bases by feastings, Les Mis edits by me, and SP edits by Grey. Theme by Gyapo

[sporeblossom]

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[lystheni]

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

[professor-maple-mod]

Pretty much.

[jaegerdelta]

here have some size comparison

[two-punch-man]

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[majorrangerdanger]

Me, leading my fellow lesbians into battle to protect Thor because he’s protected us for so long and now it’s our turn:

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[marsapartment]

BYE

[petite-madame]

Good Evening, Ma’am… (Eddie and Venom) - 2018

It’s ok, everything is perfectly normal…

[cloysterbell]

I watched Kiki’s Delivery Service for the first time today and it’s a good movie but I couldn’t shake the fact that Tombo is Anime Griffin McElroy and it definitely took away from my enjoyment a bit

[cloysterbell]

#KYLE PLEASE YOUVE RUINED THIS MOVIE FOR ME LMFAO

[herrhasen]

@cloysterbell

[cloysterbell]

[herrhasen]

”Welcome to Griffin McElroy’s terrifying anthology series Hellivator, which brings on guests to talk about their terrifying elevator experiences.”

[cloysterbell]

“Now, these are drugs that dogs can take.”

[herrhasen]

“You do have kind of a hungee boy face.”

[cloysterbell]

[jupiterinthe7th]

[rhymewithrachel]

save ferris

[thatsafakelaugh]

[mackievanstan]

it runs in the family

[joshholloway]

Thor + being adorable

[rigby-floyd]

Thor

For peace and trust can win the day Despite of all your losing.

( “ Immigrant song” - Led Zeppelin)

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[wibblywobblystuff]

*internally screaming*

Source https://www.instagram.com/p/Bio1yMYlXXZ/

[hobermen-deactivated20200320]

Gotta keep that hair up 

[rhymewithrachel]

infinite possibilities