❝ I'm going to beat your ass. ❞
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❝ Incorrect. Keep guessing. ❞
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❝ I'm going to beat your ass. ❞
“…. Is this because I failed my third test in a row?”
❝ Incorrect. Keep guessing. ❞
❨ 🦇 ❩ What if I came back to this blog one day. What if.
@gothiique continued from here
“Dames, what would you define as trespassing on state property?”
❝ I believe trespassing has a pretty simple definition, Robert. Were you on said property without permission? Because if so, that is indeed trespassing. But may I ask where it is you are referencing, and exactly why you happened to be there? ❞
❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
❝ Is it even safe for me to ask what is warranting these concerns? ❞
“ it’s so strange that autumn is beautiful ; yet everything is dying. “
❝ I like to believe that that is the beauty in it. Everything dies, yes, but only so it can later be born anew. ❞
✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ do you think we’re gonna die here tonight? ’ ‘ it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good. ’ ‘ should we just get this over with? ’ ‘ he’s a fucking criminal. ’ ‘ sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself. ’ ‘ oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this. ’ ‘ stop banging on the door, you dick. ’ ‘ what. the fuck. is wrong with you. ’ ‘ i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much. ’ ‘ that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it. ’ ‘ flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch? ’ ‘ this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think. ’ ‘ no one’s ghost-proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof. ’ ‘ you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof, baby! ’ ‘ that sounded like will smith! ’ ‘ is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?! ’ ‘ the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash. ’ ‘ alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya. ’ ‘ let’s get the fuck out of here. ’ ‘ i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box. ’ ‘ did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision. ’ ‘ take a drink! ’ ‘ i’m gonna get you all tanked. ’ ‘ what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here? ’ ‘ maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on? ’ ‘ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it. ’ ‘ alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill. ’ ‘ i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though. ’ ‘ it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold. ’ ‘ a bug flew up my nose. ’ ‘ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ’ ‘ it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears. ’ ‘ a bat flew right behind you just now. ’ ‘ that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat. ’ ‘ dude, i’m so nervous. ’ ‘ how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that? ’ ‘ there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here. ’ ‘ can you even look at least a little bit worried? ’ ‘ yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit. ’ ‘ we’re all assholes here. ’ ‘ i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this. ’ ‘ yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all. ’ ‘ i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can. ’ ‘ i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do. ’ ‘ shut up. we’re moving on. ’ ‘ you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one. ’ ‘ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now. ’ ‘ oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself. ’ ‘ you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it. ’ ‘ i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny. ’ ‘ i’m doing it for the betterment of the science. ’ ‘ any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are. ’ ‘ you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it. ’ ‘ you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here. ’ ‘ no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up? ’ ‘ if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? ’ ‘ you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me. ’ ‘ nope! don’t loop me into your shit! ’ ‘ stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places. ’ ‘ i’m not part of his little charade. ’ ‘ children will come here and tell tales about me. ’ ‘ shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you. ’ ‘ oh what a load of horse shit. ’ ‘ oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off. ’ ‘ you gotta admit, that is an effective technique. ’ ‘ no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed. ’ ‘ that’s not how you get them, shut up. ’ ‘ when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods? ’ ‘ this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch. ’ ‘ people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion. ’ ‘ give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that. ’ ‘ by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there. ’ ‘ i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls. ’ ‘ i can’t fight, you can’t fight. ’ ‘ you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around. ’ ‘ anyone doing up to no good out here? ’ ‘ one of these times we’re gonna die. ’ ‘ oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving. ’ ‘ i just heard a scream. ’ ‘ well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff. ’ ‘ we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist. ’ ‘ it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now. ’ ‘ oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists. ’ ‘ i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate. ’ ‘ well, you are just a giant stick walking around. ’ ‘ oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something. ’ ‘ hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight. ’ ‘ dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy. ’ ‘ you need to chill. you need to chill out. ’ ‘ hey man, it’s just a plant. ’ ‘ we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now. ’ ‘ goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge. ’ ‘ clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that. ’ ‘ hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun. ’ ‘ i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit. ’ ‘ we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch. ’ ‘ yeah, let’s leave. ’ ‘ the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart. ’ ‘ i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick. ’ ‘ well demons, it’s been fun. ’ ‘ as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp. ’ ‘ this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here. ’ ‘ oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side. ’ ‘ just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you. ’
✰ — — * MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS
‘ good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop. ’ ‘ every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad ’ ‘ just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch ’ ‘ if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love ’ ‘ why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time ’ ‘ YOU’RE A THOT: a Tender Heartwarming Open-minded Treasure ’ ‘ physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll ’ ‘ so much is going on!! it’s too much!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!! i’m tired leave me alone!! ’ ‘ imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great. ’ ‘ shout out. just in general. im just shouting ’ ‘ what if mike was short for micycle ’ ‘ u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right ’ ‘ cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes ’ ‘ walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home ’ ‘ it’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her ’ ‘ my house is haunted because i live here ’ ‘ you’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person ’ ‘ i don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up ’ ‘ it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok. ’ ‘ do u ever look back at the ppl you used to be friends with and think dear fricken god im glad u are past tense ’ ‘ i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults ’ ‘ reverse-evolution. we just go back to being silent amoeba. free of the chains of consciousness. swimming ’ ‘ yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just….. don’t get it ’ ‘ stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people’s lives ’ ‘ give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you ’ ‘ @ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards ’ ‘ struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture ’ ‘ *eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ’ ‘ wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time ’ ‘ you can’t find me in someone else ’ ‘ i forget everything and i just think that’s really sexy of me ’ ‘ mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day ’ ‘ i look at you and see wedding bells and children’s names. i’m so fucking sorry i see a future in you and you can’t even see tomorrow in me. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed ’ ‘ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute ’ ‘ i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot ’ ‘ sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone ’ ‘ you BET i’m listening to 80’s love songs every night until valentine’s ’ ‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep ’ ‘ do the fbi agents have their own fbi agents watching them… ’ ‘ sometimes i catch myself being salty and i’m like damn????? take a nap????? ’ ‘ im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired ’ ‘ i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’ ’ ‘ if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have something in common because neither can i ’ ‘ i listened to green day once and now i’m gay and hate the government ’ ‘ idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time ’ ‘ i’m like rlly in the mood 4 uhh……. being paid lots and lots of money ’ ‘ i’ve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and i’ve gotta say. i’m not a fan ’ ‘ say what you want about millennials but at least we don’t lick our fingers to turn a page ’ ‘ ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do ’ ‘ self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys ’ ‘ im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill ’ ‘ hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding ’ ‘ i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug ’ ‘ i need my space unless you’re the right person then don’t go anywhere ’ ‘ first recorded attack by AI on humankind was when i asked my home assistant to play some music i might like and she put on katy perry ’ ‘ momma didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination ’ ‘ are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for ’ ‘ your sketchers don’t even light up so i don’t really think i can trust you as a wingman tonight ’ ‘ it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ? ’
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
iconic vines sentence meme .
❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜
❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
❛ i thought you were american . ❜
❛ is that a weed !? ❜
❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜
❛ chipotle is my life . ❜
❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜
❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜
❛ is that a police !? ❜
❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜
❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
❛ merry crisis ! ❜
❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜
❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜
❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜
❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜
❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜
❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜
❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜
❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜
❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜
❛ and they were roommates ! ❜
❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜
❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜
❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜
❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜
❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜
❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜
❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜
❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜
❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜
❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜
❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜
❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜
❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜
❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜
❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜
❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜
❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜
❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜
Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.
quotes sentence meme
quotes i picked up from searching ‘ quotes ‘ in google images.
“ stars can’t shine without darkness. “
“ it’s not the future you’re afraid of. it’s repeating the past that makes you anxious. “
“ we accept the love we think we deserve. “
“ time doesn’t heal anything … it just teaches us how to live with the pain … “
“ just because my path is different , doesn’t mean i’m lost. “
“ stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being excited about what could go right! “
“ don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. “
“ if ‘ plan a ‘ didn’t work , the alphabet has 25 more letters! stay cool. “
“ the best things in life are actually really expensive. “
“ every time i see you i fall in love all over again. “
“ all it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul and they will never notice how broken you really are! “
“ you only fail when you stop trying. “
“ today my forest is dark. the trees are sad and all the butterflies have broken wings. “
“ cut the shit , be real with me. “
“ i love sarcasm. it’s like punching people in the face , but with words. “
“ always speak the truth. even if your voice shakes. “
“ the earth laughs in flowers. “
“ it’s so strange that autumn is beautiful ; yet everything is dying. “
“ they wanna see you do good , but never better than them. remember that. “
“ it never gets easier , you just get stronger. “
“ your name is my favorite word. “
“ be careful with your words , they can only be forgiven , not forgotten. “
“ veni , vini , amari. we came , we saw , we loved. “
“ life is really simple , but we insist on making it complicated. “
“ while you’re talking behind my back , feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. “
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HI SERIOUS QUESTION if I ever returned to this blog would anyone actually roleplay with me
Not just saying you will but then never reaching out to me, I mean ACTUALLY roleplay with me
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I don’t think you guys understand how much I DO want to return on here, but with no one paying any interest, I honestly see no point in even keeping this blog up atm
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HI SERIOUS QUESTION if I ever returned to this blog would anyone actually roleplay with me
Not just saying you will but then never reaching out to me, I mean ACTUALLY roleplay with me
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I never got round to those starter call things PFFTTTTTTTT
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will I ever return to this blog UHHHHHHHHH
HELLO yes I suggest that we change the name of this month to BloodMarch and make it the official Damien appreciation month
REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD