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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

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It never hurts to have a good alter ego.

SEATTLE -- Within the walls of the Mariners’ clubhouse, many have already met “Walter,” the imposing alter ego of Logan Gilbert. But on Tues

After giving up a homer in the first inning, Logan Gilbert unleashed his alter ego "Walter" to shut down the A's the rest of the way as the

Logan Gilbert is making a name for himself as an emerging ace for the Mariners ... all with the help of his alter ego, "Walter," Ben Verland

Logan Gilbert's nickname, "Walter," is a captivating enigma within the world of professional baseball. In a sport where distinct personas a

Some of the links to those articles + extra, if you're interested!

The last article gets extremely repetitive, but here are some favorite quotes I just couldn't leave out..

"The character of Walter, which Gilbert created as an alter ego, is a study in contrast. While Logan Gilbert is known for his kindness, respect, and humility off the field, Walter embodies entirely different traits" (Smith).

"The origin of the name “Walter” is intriguingly random. It is not associated with Gilbert’s middle name, family name, or any personal connections" (Smith).

"Gilbert’s transformation into Walter is the occasional memory loss he experiences during his pitching performances. He has admitted to blacking out and not remembering certain actions or words spoken while he embodies Walter" (Smith).

"When he’s not on the mound, Logan Gilbert prefers to revert to his given name" (Smith).

"Gilbert’s emotional outbursts on the field while in the persona of ‘Walter’" (Smith).

"For Gilbert, ‘Walter’ is not just a nickname; it’s an integral part of his professional identity" (Smith).

"While fans may not fully understand the reasons behind the nickname, they often express respect for the concept of an alter ego in sports" (Smith).

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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.