kith me

look at my posts boy

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

[toskarin]

whats your most controversial eva opinion

what I believe about NGE is correct and everyone else is wrong about it, unless they agree with me, in which case I concede that their read is fundamentally correct but lacks a certain nuance I bring to the table

[toskarin]

well, kind of. there's a little more to it than that

[toskarin]

in broad strokes, but this was a simplified version of my full opinion

[stupid-twink-girl]

being trans only feels like you missed out on years of life if you dont consider that most people never choose to be alive at all

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[mousidy]

people will go "why are you criticizing my behaviors? you're just dividing the community and preventing us from working against the real problem: the system" and then not fight the system

[omegaversereloaded]

I should not rewatch jojo as a salaried adult or else im gonna get high and get baby stand tattooed on my forearm

[omegaversereloaded]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

they literally invented monogamy to spice up tv dramas

[rambrandt-the-painter]

"what if I really wanted to fuck another person and also my wife really wanted to fuck another person but also we can under NO circumstances let any of that happen" Insane way to live your life in my mind but that's instant conflict

[rambrandt-the-painter]

before any monogamous people who can't take a joke reply to this: spell of mass divorce!

[pitbolshevik]

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

[pitbolshevik]

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

[pitbolshevik]

if you try to make a case for why your boyfriend is totally the exception im blocking you by the way i do not care about jakey stop telling me about him

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[rambrandt-the-painter]

they literally invented monogamy to spice up tv dramas

[rambrandt-the-painter]

"what if I really wanted to fuck another person and also my wife really wanted to fuck another person but also we can under NO circumstances let any of that happen" Insane way to live your life in my mind but that's instant conflict

[despazito]

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

[despazito]

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

[harsh-noise]

[mintywhisker]

between the lions 📚🦁

my piece for the our turn to thank you! fan zine

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome