I am the protagonist of my own life.

🍁 Ed🍁He/Him 🍁 White 🍁 26 🍁

[gothreigen]

mob

[gothreigen]

don't really use tumblr any more due to chronic case of touching grass but i will use this acc if they ever make good tv again

[katyatalks]

ONE, 2021/05/12: The third Mob Psycho 100 stage play has been announced and it’s here thanks to your support. Thank you! Also, thank you for celebrating Mob’s birthday.

[pancakeke]

why did staff have to downgrade the desktop experience with loading issues and gradient boxes like they did with the app. desktop used to just work…

[pancakeke]

staff doesn’t understand that by not wiping us out swiftly they’re creating an antibiotic resistant strain of users that can never be killed

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[chensaiy]

MOB MOB WHAT DO YOU WANT (for your birthday!!!)

It’s 5/12 Happy birthday to our kindest and sweetest esper boy

[politicalsci]

[weaver-z]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

[twiggered]

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

[xiaoap]

happy birthday mobbles :’) keep it up u funky little guy

[boowomp]

[tigersharks-moving]

those mlm (‘no women!!’) blogs are insane and obviously incredibly misogynistic but the funny part (to me at least) is the way they’re marketed as “mlm” blogs but say ‘don’t talk to me about women!!’ like bi men don’t exist.

[blackpyrefly]

[ruffboi-mags]

BIRDIE OMFG YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[gothreigen]

i had my first driving lesson today and the guy was like how are you feeling did your adrenaline go off are you feeling nervous and im like. my guy. i am literally so medicated right now nothing short of you stabbing a knife in my chest will cause me to feel any adrenaline. you thinking oncoming traffic can traumatize me and make me too anxious to get into the drivers seat is so personally funny to me

[gothreigen]

i see oncoming traffic and im like. this car is literally doing what poisonous frogs in the amazon do. like three massive signs with big red Ls on them plus [GUY'S] DRIVING SCHOOL on the front driving 30 in a 50 zone. Nothing says don't fuck with me more what do I have to be worried about. my heartbeat physically can't rise above 77bpm i am literally the calmest motherfucker on this road right now

[gothreigen]

i had my first driving lesson today and the guy was like how are you feeling did your adrenaline go off are you feeling nervous and im like. my guy. i am literally so medicated right now nothing short of you stabbing a knife in my chest will cause me to feel any adrenaline. you thinking oncoming traffic can traumatize me and make me too anxious to get into the drivers seat is so personally funny to me

[gothreigen]

trying to explain to a 12th century peasant what abba is