Your average Canadian stoner

Amanda. 21. Ontario. Not single.

[gottastayhigh-allthetime]

My first purchase from a legal irl dispensary. Price was better than I expected, but the Canaca mango was the most expensive and most disappointing lol (last set)

[bakedloaf]

All I want to do is cuddle and smoke some weed

[paradisiak]

New bong 🐢💕

[timeloopfemme]

i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get ME to do it’s dirty work for it !

[mysharona1987]

[mjalti]

having to be “mature” at a young age sucks bc you aren’t really “mature-mature” you’re a child playing at a maturity bc you don’t have the foundation to be the bigger person when conflict arrives so what you do is ignore it bc ignoring a problem and being happy about a resolution look the same to your inexperienced eyes. Then you get adults praising you for a development above your peers but you aren’t really developing. You’re stagnant. Your peers will grow up and experience things and make mistakes and grow from them but you will keep yourself in this box, ignoring things ignoring ignoring ignoring until one day you have to face the fact… it wasn’t maturity you had. It was fear. And now you’re an adult too and you make all of your choices based on an emotional risk/costs analysis bc you don’t know any emotion other than fear & you have to start healing from your own childhood by making peace that you weren’t really a mature child. You were just a child who was given too much to carry & didn’t know how to say “no”.

[gottastayhigh-allthetime]

..wow

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]

[gallusrostromegalus]

So I tried going to bed at a reasonable hour and now it’s 2AM and I am very much  A W A K E so I’m gonna be productive and set up things so I can have a real breakfast before therapy tomorrow. 

[lastczarnian]

I am feeling the fuck out of this except replace productivity with anxiety and bam we are basically twins

[gallusrostromegalus]

As someone that’s lived with anxiety since early childhood:

Choosing to Do A Productive is the most reliable way to kick an anxiety attack I’ve found yet.  

It’s a pain in the ass to develop this habit (Goodness knows I fail at it all the time)  and it requires having A Productive you can feasibly do at 4AM (vaccuming is right out) but if you can do SOMETHING it consumes enough focus that anxiety fit is relegated to the back burner where it chokes like a candle without air.

Potential Productives To Do In The Wee Hours Of The Morning When Everything Is Too Much:

set things up for future you to have a nice breakfast

actually just have breakfast right now, you’re probably hungry

gather at least some of the trash into bags and put them by the door to take out.

If it is safe to do so, actually take out the trash

Water your plants.  They don’t care that it’s nighttime.  They thorsty.

Clean you pet’s food and water bowls

An Shower.

Change your sheets

Take everything out of your backpack/Purse/carryall, throw out the trash and at least shake out the accumulated cumbs and crud.  

Do a load of laundry

if u don’t have laundry, take the covers off your sofa and launder those.  they need it and you’ll like having a nice-smelling couch.

Answer An Email

Do Some dishes.  Maybe not all of them if they’ve been piling up, but some.  

Consume A Vegetable 

Check your snail mail.

anything you’d be thrilled to wake up and find out had been done in the night for you by gnomes? go do that thing.  Future You will be so happy.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This post has been trending in my notes again, so here it is for anyone else who might need it.

[arctrooperfivesass]

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

[empoliam-deactivated20140210]

[dannybrito]

i feel like a celebrity photoset has never described me better than this one.

[homofied]

Mood

[arcadeigannon]

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sirartwork]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[gottastayhigh-allthetime]

I just wanna show my tits again.

@staff

[obeyev1l]