Gourd the Guard

hehe pumpkin, they/them, likes to walk in front of random necromancer towers and guard them

[gourdtheguard]

I am like a stormtrooper. I never miss. <^(:`D)

[guerrillatech]

[yossyislandd]

[gourdtheguard]

RELINQUISH THINE HOLD FIEND

[gourdtheguard]

Sometimes, when I'm mad, I use a marker to draw myself eyebrows, but most of the time, I miss and end up drawing myself a mustache.

[gourdtheguard]

I broke my gourd gun... -^(:'<)

[gourdtheguard]

Nvm it just needed to be reloaded. -^(:'>)

[gourdtheguard]

I broke my gourd gun... -^(:'<)

[gourdtheguard]

Gourd is more so guard than gourd. But gourd guards gourds as just well as non gourd guards do.

[gourdtheguard]

I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

[larval-tear]

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

[blackpyrefly]

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

[larval-tear]

*sigh* who goes there..

[gourdtheguard]

My mare keeps making weird horse noises, and I'm starting to worry. She just started talking about tax season. Tax season? But you serve no king, dear mare. How could you know about the intricacies of tax season?

[gourdtheguard]

Hindsight is 20/20 unless you're me then hindsight is 20/inf because I never let the past hold me back

[gourdtheguard]

The wind keeps slapping me over the back of the head. I'm starting to think someone else is here...

[gourdtheguard]

I have the highest intelligence in all of the kingdom! Now, to find where that criminal went...

[gourdtheguard]

Every tower is a guardable tower if you're assertive enough.