the lonely radio host

there goes my shot at a good job and a long life full of hard work :'(

[soil-boy]

[czech-hunter-reject]

Very much this, fuck that shit

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[gourmetmilkshake]

i seen this and went hmm what does lou gehrig even look like cause last time i checked dudes from the 1920s dont exactly look like glen powell... glen looks like he has definitely shopped on amazon before

and heres lou

[gourmetmilkshake]

if i was 20 years older i probably would have been in the rowdy audience at jerry springer

[gourmetmilkshake]

why is almost every used car lot in massachusetts in the southern part of the state? there's something so twisted about the fact i have to block off every saturday and get someone to drive me an hour or more south to places like attleboro or whitman just to see a car like 1 time

[gourmetmilkshake]

if movies from the 30s and 40s have taught me anything it's that being a nightclub singer was the #1 bad bitch job back in the day

[gourmetmilkshake]

i have to add the other day i just let hbo max play tcm classics all the way through and i ended up watching three separate movies where a nightclub singer:

- quits her job despite the adoring fans and moves home and falls in love with an ex jazz pianist

- uses an arranged marriage to a farmer on the west coast as a reason to go on the lam and escape her boss (who is of course a mobster) and then has a slow burn romance with the farmer

- meets a doctor and encourages him to fake his own death so they can go on the lam together and have a passionate romance; but it doesn't end well and the man is jailed for his own death and scarred beyond recognition by the end of it. and she DOESN'T visit him in jail

[gourmetmilkshake]

if movies from the 30s and 40s have taught me anything it's that being a nightclub singer was the #1 bad bitch job back in the day

[gourmetmilkshake]

shitting on your period is too much! here i am just heading to the bathroom and in a matter of seconds im tasked with cleaning up a crime scene's worth of human matter that most people avoid, and I cant leave the bathroom without doing so because it's actually all over me

[gourmetmilkshake]

no word i love like "countryman" such a fun one to use. my countryman! your countrymen!

[sitstaystoned]

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

[tanadrin]

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

some of you would thrive in a monastery

[oneheadtoanother]

[trangoldin]

[modelsof-color]

Yayop Toang and Akuch Chol by Panos Damaskinidis for 5ELEVEN Magazine issue 16

[gourmetmilkshake]

i have only sort of told my parents about my car search but ive told my bf and my cousins husband (sort of like a brother in law to me) a lot more and they are both making me miserable w the blah blah maintenance blah blah long term investment bitch i might get nuked tomorrow who knows! lol i need to hear the facts but it's annoying. like just have fun for once in your life we aren't here for long

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'