Sean. a tables a table.

but what actually defines a table as a table please help I'm looking for answers here please before they get me

[codingflumps]

In regards to your previous post, have you tried sucking less dick?

I dont think I l9okes at my inbox for abo7t 6 years so I've got no context for this but the answer is no.

[codingflumps]

Every British police force already has a specialist rape unit and personally I don't think they need any more rapists joining them.

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[codingflumps]

Every reply to a code review I've ever received.

[kremlin]

this is so fucking funny

[kremlin]

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

[codingflumps]

[codingflumps]

[crazy-brazilian]

[mioxenoblade]

🐄

[kraftpunk]

[stretchscreamers-news]

Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

[incorrectspquotes]

Valkyrie: Help! I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.

Tanith: Oh cool! I can teach you. I’ve been riding since I was five.

Valkyrie: …Isn’t it illegal for a five-year-old to ride a motorcycle?

Tanith: Well, yeah. But how was I supposed to know? I was five!

[codingflumps]

Everytime I see a post with characters interacting that I don't know I get to the bottom of it and I'm like "haha that's so Tanith that's so something theyd say haha" it's honestly a great time imagining

[utopians]

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

[utopians]

taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

[telltaletypist]

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

[codingflumps]

You glowed up

What that means?

[codingflumps]

Do neither and keep living as your sexy self

Fully don't think I can go around with an inside out top but thank uuuu

[codingflumps]

Went for a run and someone fully told me while I zoomed past them "your shirts inside out also get a haircut," sir I am a dumb bitch you can only give me one instruction at a time

[fluffy-pawninja]

[toastbutteregg]

being found in human form what-

[codingflumps]

I'm sorta worried that like 60% of this applies to me. I will not elaborate.

[thefrogginbullfish]

"Gender Nonconforming"