Warrior

Hi, I'm Amanda . Louisville

[theweirdwideweb]

[eyeholes-in-a-paperbag]

this is so fucking funny

[mysharona1987]

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

[image description: a tweet from Kristen Hanley Cardozo @KHandozo. Tweet reads: “Women dismissing stories of assault with ‘If that’s assault, then everyone I know has been assaulted’ are so so close to getting the point.” Tweet is from 7:53 AM on 15 Jan 2018. End image description.]

[itsdaniclayton]

Jake: This is my ex-girlfriend, Amy.

Amy: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.

Amy: I’m his wife.

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[scissortailedsaint]

this problem isn’t that men “misread” signals (and even verbal statements), it’s that men are unwilling to accept what’s being communicated, because it’d mean they won’t get what they want–and they value getting what they want more than they value their partner’s comfort, safety, and desires. this is a matter of will and values masquerading as a matter of knowledge and communication. men’s “confusion” is their justification for continuing with what they want to do (and society will accept it too!), so there’s always a motivation to be “confused.” that’s the problem.

[mjalti]

no no dude listen.. being the friend IS the benefit

[doggosource]

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what 

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[earthtogazelle]

Concept: it is the year 2018 and you are no longer depressed. Your skin is clear and you are full of life and love. You’ve found your purpose on Earth.

[actjustly-deactivated20181001]

You took our peoples as slaves but aren’t taking refugees. 

[reverseracism]

[icare4you-deactivated20240102]

why can’t my pores be as tight as my p*ssy

[silk101]

damn a bitch be feeling empty as fuck sometimes

[gifsboom]

[tobedeleted-docoriki-deactivate]

@mayorclaypuppington @batterswing

[jemeryl]

MAJESTIC MAJESTIC MAJESTIC *blip blorp blip blorp bloop borp*

[thisiseverydayracism]

Time to boycott the New York Times. Cancel your subscriptions.

[arterialtrees]

from Life After Trauma 

[gra-bow-ski-blog]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think