Ad Astra Per Aspera

[thexfiles]

stem major (derogatory)

[dogpuppy]

[2well2water]

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[thesweetestsupervillains]

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

[ruiningmymascara]

closest I got recently, and I love how happy he gets about the good food!

[greelin]

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

[estranged-doll]

Reblog this to wrap the person you reblogged from in a blanket like a burrito

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[valentina-poem]

[movie-addicted]

[propertiesofjoy]

rainer maria rilke, letters to a young poet

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[kosmogrl]

[bloodraven55]

holy cinematography batman

[potterandpromises]

A hot British man walking around telling everyone he's the actual devil and they all just dismiss that and assume he's mentally ill or a method actor and then have sex with him sounds like some sort of social commentary skit, but it's actually just Lucifer (2016).

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[bunnywoman]

deep down you know june is actually going to feel like this. put down the poem excerpts

[pussymargiela]

[rollingstoneandvogue]

SADE