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ok but who’s gonna direct the teen coming of age movie starring olivia rodrigo and use brutal for the opening ????? HELLO I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

#olivia rodrigo #sour #olivia rodrigo sour #music #hsmtmts

the concept of people getting into julie and the phantoms because of heated rivalry is so funny to me and i love it

#can’t wait for a whole new group of people to get emotionally wrecked by unsaid emily #heated rivalry #julie and the phantoms #charlie gillespie #troy barrett #heated rivalry season 2

the boston raiders dodged MULTIPLE NUCLEAR MISSILES with this song not being out in 2016 during the hollandry era

#oh i know my man would have been even more insufferable if this was released in 2016 #heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #shane x ilya

chapellsroan

DROP DEAD dir. Petra Collins

aemelia

Imagine Shane doing the peloton commercial and Ilya messages him as soon as he sees it and is like “make them take this down. now. right now” and Shane’s like “why???? what’s wrong with it” and Ilya is like “too sexy. you will make entire population of canada explode from lust. is that what you want?? scott hunter has already died they just announced. heart attack. rip ⚰️ he will not be missed but still. is sad”

kdkdnfuiahuag

during his first year in ottawa, ilya casually mentions he’s going to get coffee with david after practice and the team is like “who tf is david?????” meanwhile luca haas, hollanov shipper supreme, starts losing his fucking mind

drumlincountry

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

shortshortking

Picked up my phone to consult my task list for today and now I'm reblogging this instead, case in point

hudson williams being cast in a series INSPIRED BY BABA YAGA!????????!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHOW IS ON

#no you don’t understand how much i will be obsessed with this #when my interests link up 🥰#hudson williams #heated rivalry #heated rivalry cast #huddy

nightmarerodent

I know we joke about how much Ilya menaces Scott but can we talk about how he lives in Hayden’s walls for a second. He’s fucking the man’s best friend. His wife loves him. He’s his children’s favorite. They call him uncle. He can’t escape. Everywhere he turns, Ilya is there. He’s forced to be the best man at his mortal enemy’s wedding. He’s living his own worst nightmare.

triassictriserratops

I know Ilya never forgets Jackie's birthday and it drives Hayden absolutely fucking insane.

hello-andi

Hudson Williams on Fallon, the highlights:

immediately cracking open a Canada Dry

slutty little glasses, all black 'fit, serving 90's Keanu realness

calling the audience freaks (/accusatory) (/affectionate)

repeating the phrase "cock sock" multiple times, testing their censorship

continuing to explain said cock sock with hand motions and gestures, jimmy's life flashing before his eyes as he tries to deflect the conversation

"There's so little gay sex when I watch hockey."

shoutout Empty Netters

calling hockey "the boy aquarium"

ordering jimmy fallon in an adorable (but terrible) russian accent: "On Your Knees"

[getting on his knees] "This is how I spent 90% of filming"

"Wider jimmy, I doubt you're stretching your hips"

gears visibly spinning, he momentarily considers getting ON TOP of Fallon's desk to demonstrate a hockey stretch

[waving to the camera] "Hi, mom!" [immediately dropping back into a back-arching hip-gyrating frog stretch]

texasbama

Hudson Williams on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

#GLASSES BACK ON 🥰#hudson williams

batsplash

woodstock x ilya to match shane ❤️

batsplash

i heard snoopy x shane agenda and immediately signed to the cause

#SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND SCREAMEDDDD #my current hyperfixation and my special interest together at last!!!! 🥰#heated rivalry #shane hollander #fanart

podsolfairy

with adhd/autism it's funny like. people will call you weird all your life, people will bully you for your "outlandish" behaviour, people will criticize literally everything you do as "not normal", BUT THE SECOND YOU GET DIAGNOSED (or suggest you might have it) they're like "huh what but you're so normal, you're literally the most normal person I've ever seen, you're literally so normal and absolutely nothing is wrong with you? why would you have that now all of a sudden???"