without grace

[silentwalrus]

tumblr: presents me with kpop

me, amiably: storage full

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[mandycore420]

i prefer divorce and cheating to putting characters that make no sense together in a polycule tbh

[bluechanas]

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

[samcrit]

he* is risen

*sam winchester

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[silentwalrus]

[silentwalrus]

effectively utilising girlpower to become a class traitor 🤩

[silentwalrus]

[silentwalrus]

[puddleduckswellies]

off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals

[puddleduckswellies]

you’re never gonna believe what happened

[predawnite]

he supposed erroneously

[starberrysap]

of course vincent benitez won the vote for the pope, he got up in front of everyone and made them feel ashamed that's roman catholicism 101

[silentwalrus]

[kkpwnall]

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

[karrakazz]

when i was younger i used to believe that you could make anyone understand anything if you explained long enough and hard enough but then one time i said "who would have thunk it" to a classmate in college and she turned to me with such sincere disgust on her face and said "it's who would have thought" and i took five seconds to contemplate how i could possibly convey to her why i said it that way and i came up empty and that was the first crack in the windshield

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[gothhabiba]

"did you watch the same film as I did" is actually a pretty serious philosophical question if you think about it

[wahejendk]

no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually