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[graceuptic]

bpdsiriusblack —> graceuptic

[omar-little]

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

[pope-is-crying]

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

[jacketslutjayse]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[paranormal-taters]

i like when things are described as "dead in the water." like not only was this project a failure, it's also soaking wet.

[thashining]

What the media won't show

[bite-sized-morsels]

It’s actually pretty nuts how there is no real mass media coverage of the protests that are happening all over the US. It demonstrates fairly conclusively that the unlawful activities at the White House aren’t just limited to Trump. There’s a lot of wealthy people in powerful positions in the US and around the world helping to support the dismantling of the US federal government.

[punkrock-bottom]

Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.

[punkrock-bottom]

This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day

Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.

I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do

[punkrock-bottom]

Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

[formaldehydefaggot]

[discojams]

this show is so fucking funny

[deadpoets]

SEVERANCE 2.10 | Cold Harbor

[nyctosaurid]

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

was?

[sunb1eeder]

was.

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[lady-arryn]

Cillian Murphy as Robert Fischer INCEPTION (2010) dir. Christopher Nolan

[frogus]

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3