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Adult Human Female

[dictatorkelly]

I hate labcoats so much it’s unreal

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[transmechanicus]

Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[dittography-direwolf]

"This is an adult, mature look at superheroes!"

Oh so it examines things like the emotional toll that sort of lifestyle would take on someone, the distance it creates between them and normal people, how society would actually deal with the knowledge of gods walking among them, basically just a really genuine look at the reality of superpowers?

"What no it means the heroes swear and have sex and graphically murder people."

[dittography-direwolf]

[beardedmrbean]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[antiqueanimals]

Florida Wildlife; vol. 12, no. 5. October, 1958. Illustration by Wallace Hughes.

Internet Archive

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[segamascott]

[white-luke]

Scissors are one of the easiest things to find around the house when you aren't looking for them, but the minute you need them and start looking for them, suddenly it's like noöne ever bothered inventing them in the first place

[clumsypuppy]

what rhe fuck

[clumsypuppy]

oh my bad. continue

[lychgate]

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

[beardedmrbean]

[papayajuan2019]

baby's first everything ever

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.