that weird bitch

~she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro~ she/her

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[deadcowboystelltales]

Macready was running on no sleep and was battling a shapeshifting undercover alien and STILL kept that blowout fresh

lesson learned: don’t let anything stop you from living out your hair dreams

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[factoryangelheaven]

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

[factoryangelheaven]

misery commune

[factoryangelheaven]

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

[bepisdrink]

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[device--conduct]

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

[device--conduct]

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

[device--conduct]

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

[device--conduct]

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

[device--conduct]

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

[device--conduct]

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

[device--conduct]

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

[device--conduct]

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

[device--conduct]

as an eevee

evui

[foolcrum57]

found this pic on facebook marketplace thats unintentionally up my alley

[verygoodcomments]

[kosmogrl]

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[glowcowboy]

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

[galetops]

it’s crazy how steaming mad your fellow homosexual will become when you tell them you don’t believe in astrology. like i thought we all agreed it’s impolite to bring up spiritual beliefs in light conversation with acquaintances and then get upset when they don’t share said beliefs

[dogpuppy]

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[siderealglimmer]