…But the weather is nice @gradulac - Tumblr Blog

(banjo music) If you eat today you thank a farmer And if it's on your table thank a trucker And if you work all fuckin week And find you cant afford to eat You thank those 1%er motherfuckers

#ajj

apas-95

um actually china is bad and this is easily verifiable:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badness_In_China

eccentricecologist

This shit is scary

seobot

crabs-and-bongos

Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

evildilf2

Man…

raibura

Thoughts

Left unicorn is so negative

Right unicorn is policing left unicorn which is harmful

right is cultivating an abusive environment where left cannot voice discomfort

Right is saving left from their pessimistic look on life

Left is ungrateful to be given a meal

Voting ended onSep 3, 2024

lethal-tpussy

intercal

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

intercal

the whole club was looking at worms

thepurpleglass

cali

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

dralphabet

dehydratedbunny

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

girlnephew

peejoobs

this is how LMFAO came to be

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

ty-bayonet-betteridge

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

jeremysknoxes

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

makrustic

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assignedmale

In memory of Karl, the singer of legendary band Les Cowboys Fringants, who passed away at 47 yesterday. They are the first band I ever saw perform live in 2002. Their own environment activism inspired me to get involved in my community when I was a teenager, which led me to art. Thank you.

omegaversereloaded

I lost all of my old posts about quora being the funniest website in the world so im making it known here that quora is the funniest website in the world hands down

omegaversereloaded

Quora question: I punched my 20 year old son to death because he was jerking it to cartoons of anime women getting ffucked and now my daughter and husband won't talk to me. How do I earn back their trust?

Answer: YOU ARE FUCKED!!!! IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omegaversereloaded

Quora question: What is the craziest death you've seen in real life?

Answer: Probably when a alligator crocodile death rolled my pregnant wife to death and the baby shot out of her corpse squalling healthily or at least it seemed like that at first.... until we saw the tumor and the baby had cancer and it died right there at the zoo and the tragedy made my in laws kill themselves in front of me while i watched along.

Comment: God can be so cruel, I'm so sorry for your losses ✝️☪️☮️

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Quora question: I locked my daughtwr in her room for 9 days because i found out she was using tampons like a whore and she is begging for food and water and threatening to call the cops on me. Can she do this? She is a minor and has no rights.

Answer: Lawyer here (alum of Oxford, Harvard, and Princeton). You are fucked and that's final buddy.