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yippieeeee

[calvinandhobbeswithoutcontext]

[penandinkprincess]

the velocity with which shallergies lore has been created and expanded is truly so funny

just imagining someone who was here for the genesis of it like?? last thursday i think?? and yeah yeah pen won't shut up about it but yeah sure i follow.

then if they went on a weekend trip and got back, they're now faced with?? sex mangoes?? multiple giant au ideas??? extensive think pieces on the nature of restraint and control and fitting in??? sex mangoes??? (again, i can't say enough about the fun of the sex mangoes)

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya getting a piggyback ride voice pleaseeee just this once shane please please

shane rolling his eyes voice fine. you better hold on tight spider monkey *takes off running*

[penandinkprincess]

oh my god i submit a new bit to the shallergies council: ilya ends up doing a lot of footwork in asking about allergens as an act of service because shane has literally had to do this his whole life. so like. take a break. let me grab this one.

to the end result that it's not uncommon for shane to be like, "wait, can i eat this?" about things during team bbqs or something because he was over having fun with a ginger ale and ilya got the rundown because he wanted to know anyway.

but this also then evolves to a game of shane pointing to things that are OBVIOUSLY not safe and asking "can i eat this?" and ilya going "no. bad." purely as a bit. (like bowls of peanuts/cake with slivered almonds on it). and it's just a way of making an important part of their life also feel less heavy. like when it comes time to actually eat, the question is genuine and important, but if they're mingling and just passing by, it's just a funny inside joke.

and it's one ilya reciprocates, too. he has no allergies, but he still points at things and is like, "can i have this?" and shane just "nope. not allowed. forbidden.". and it's a joke.

to THEM.

for everyone on the outside of this dynamic who just overhears them, they're??? what the FUCK is y'all's dynamic?? how are you both equally wildly controlling of each other?? how does that even WORK??

[creamsiclemelt]

when shane made a little whimpering noise in ep 4 when ilya's running his fingers through his hair as he gets ready to start rubbing his face on ilya's crotch...like if u agree

[gaynehollander]

Marley decided to watch the Twilight series with Roz during Landrygate because he thought it would be fun for them to get high and make fun of the films to distract Roz from whatever was going on with him. Boy, was he not prepared for the way Ilya started sobbing when Edward left Bella in New Moon.

[grabmyboner]

this some shit ilya rozanov would tweet

[penandinkprincess]

i'm laughing about the idea of "i'm telling galina" being an inside joke with shane and ilya

it started because shane was just annoyed that ilya wouldn't talk to him one day and blurted out "i'm going to tell galina you're not talking to me!" in a frustration/desperation play, and it was just. such a left field threat that it made ilya laugh and actually broke the tension.

and it just evolves from there until galina's name is invoked like a private deity.

laundry's not folded? "i'm texting galina"

last of the protein powder is gone but the empty container was left in the pantry? "oh, galina's gonna kick your ASS for this one, motherfucker"

they find out that they've been accidentally both feeding anya because she is a faking little liar who lies? "galina's gonna be pissed at us"

[nicolegendary]

the notion of shane as "team mom" of the centaurs is obviously problematic in many ways but most importantly shane has never gone out of his way to give a shit about a teammate in his life. he's the main character and the rest of his team are Also There

[argillaforma]

who do i have to kill to get heated rivalry bloopers

[aslongasitsblack]

hayden: she takes so long to get ready haha yk women

shane who would give his left arm to wait on and watch while ilya does his two step haircare routine picks out his sluttiest silk shirt and applies a hazardous amount of tom ford cologne: I think you need to get a fucking grip man.

[soursevenz]

fork found in kitchen

[bipolar4autistic]

I don’t think I want to be a good dog anymore…

unknown / Wikipedia / Heated Rivalry / Arcade Fire / Brennig Davies / Olesya Turkina

[parcai]

OKOK HIS ROZRACK.. also in order to match hudders :)

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya being in a cold war of trying to accomodate the other one's preferences on something where they land on opposite sides.

like shane likes the house colder because he hates getting too warm and would rather just wear some comfy layers and some thick socks, but ilya likes the house warmer because he likes having his tits out for his husband not wearing a shirt.

and i'm cackling about the idea of them fucking with the thermostat like. thirty times a day. trying to put it on the OTHER person's preferred temperature. because no YOU get to be the most comfy in our home. no!! YOU get to be at your most comfy temperature!!!

shit REALLY gets serious when shane has someone install a smart thermostat and now has control over it on his phone via app and refuses to give ilya the password and also changes the code on his phone because take THAT asshole. now he can LOCK the house to your best temperature. checkmate, motherfucker. >:)

they come into the locker room with like. OBVIOUS tension between them. and everyone is like oh?? a fight?? a married quarrel???

ilya goes out drinking that night (because he knows shane will at least get a few hours at HIS preferred temperature that way because he does truly HATE being too warm, and this is ilya's ONLY MOVE right now in this battle), and they finally get him loose enough to talk and he's just *resentful voice as he stares into his glass of vodka* "my beautiful horrible husband likes the house to be 20, but he keeps setting it to 23 instead. he is horrible person." "...b-because that's too warm for you?" "no, 23 is perfect temperature." "...??????"

[mxhenriksen]

trans shane is so real to me that he's too real and I know he would for sure be an egg uncracked for a long time and he'd play in the pwhl and he'd still be the best and he'd be obsessed with/hate ilya rozanov because he knows he's just as good (maybe even better) but in this world no one is bothering to compare them and maybe he tracks him down at some event because he needs to tell him "im better than you, you asshole" and. well. hollander isnt ilya's usual type for girls but there's something about her and they end up getting each other off and exchanging numbers and meeting when they are in the same cities and shane does NOT want people to know but he isnt really sure why but ilya is fine with that it's just casual sex. except ilya started watching hollander's games and she really is good maybe actually better than him and maybe he's thinking about her a bit too much and. and then they meet up for the fifth or sixth time and ilya is sort of obsessed at this point and really wants them to actually fuck but hollander sort of freaks out stuttering panicking blushing then finally admits he only wants to do that if it's in his ass and ilya isnt sure what possesses him to say well that's okay ive done that with guys so I can make it good for you and shane is all the sudden very interested in the fact that ilya likes guys and he isnt sure why it makes his stomach twist up with excitement and arousal like what is wrong with him but ilya has this thinking look on his face and then says "yes. I like pretty people, pretty girls," he lifts his hand up to cup shane's face, "but also pretty boys" and oh does shane want to be his pretty boy. And then he is a good boy and a pretty boy and my boy for ilya from then on but he's not that for anyone else for a long time. Even after he comes out i think he doesn't medically transition for a while so he can keep playing and it sucks and him and ilya are fucking and hiding it through all this too and it makes it even harder for shane (unfortunately) because he is realizing he is in love with ilya and that transitioning and coming out is what has now made it so hard for them to be together without hurting ilya's career and making it impossible for him to go home but they love each other ilya loves him so much and they finally tell each other ilya still tells him first and he still takes a trade to a Canadian team because it isn't safe for shane in the US and they live happily ever fucking after

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE At the Saint Laurent Met Gala after party, ph. Myles Hendrik (May 4, 2026)