Grand Budapest Queen

🌿 Caro / Leo / she/her 🌿

[charonsferry]

doing actual worldbuilding for a story that is 100% porn is the best thing. yes i know you're here to flick your shit. analyze my weapon design boy

[niuniente]

No foreplay without loreplay.

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[howtobangyourmonster]

grumbling as I begrudgingly care for my meat sack

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[trashworldblog]

daniel craig plays with masculinity in a way i only see queer people do. this isnt me calling him queer, this is me congratulating him for his efforts. his queerness or lack thereof of is none of my business. if he isnt queer he should be proud of himself for putting in the work of exploring masculinity in a way that makes most cishet men scared.

[thepuppyclub]

how insidious to make young girls buy hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, to force them to read up on its theory, to make them practice it for hours in order to escape mockery, to make them feel safe only when performing this hyper femininity, and then to even have the audacity to package it in feminist language so that they firmly believe it sets them free.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

who called you out on your sloppy wings

[thepuppyclub]

I know you probably think you’re really witty, but I just want you to know that you, and all the other people who made that joke, prove my point exactly.

[bakwaaas]

[killicatt]

now kiss

[kyri45]

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

[thegreatwicked]

These are amazing and I will be guying all of them!

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

so are the kids these days still doing incorrect quotes posts or

[bobdylanyaoi]

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of anti-urbanism people try to hit you with a gotcha of “what if I live in a tiny town in the middle of fuck off nowhere” and it’s like??? Yeah I also think that small isolated towns should also have transportation provided to them? That’s what the government should be for? People in those places shouldn’t be forced to own cars to live either?

[creekfiend]

when people are arguing against socialism or communism or frankly even, like, the welfare state, they're always like "well no one is entitled to the product of my labor!" and ohhh maaaan are you ever going to be mad when you learn about capitalism, then. ive got the biggest news for you about the economic model under which you currently live. you might wanna sit down

[peterpcrker]

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 2014 | dir. Bryan Singer

[daciancatamite]

well. at least we'll always have alarming age gaps n problematic power imbalances

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios