i was right, all hail me

peps | 28 | she/they

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[hcnnibal]

at the sex club on bdsm night whipping my partner but shaking my head the whole time so you know i dont condone violence and do not derive pleasure from causing other people pain

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[my-dailydreams]

[messygoku]

for all of you:

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[bwvampires]

Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson | GQ bts photoshoot