Jur.E 🖊

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[grand-jur-e]

I believe in (sapphic) Slice of Life supremacy

📺: Botan Kamiina Fully Blossoms When Drunk

[grand-jur-e]

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[ch4momile]

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

[dogpuppy]

[grand-jur-e]

Happy pride

All rise for the national anthem

[sulemio-week-official]

When I'm in the yearning competition and my opponent is Miorine Rembran

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[loveridden1999]

[grand-jur-e]

Some Substack posts for ya

[animusrox]

[plague-doctor-paige]

Jaeseulgi text posts past 13

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[grand-jur-e]

I really hope one day someone (with better software/skills than I) would create an amv for this show using the same song

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]