The Billboards Have Teeth

🪬| Hannah Velocibirb | 28 | she/her | [tumblr] user since 2014 | if you’re a minor, please don’t follow me | I block bots, make sure I don’t mistake you for one |🪬

[velocibirb]

whenever you think of my url i want you to picture this

[sackboy166]

holy shit oh my go what the fuck

it's real

[daintyspeedwalk]

guy that needed to get blasted with 70 citations of kris's pronouns to stop calling them a boy voice: "ummm using she/her for ralsei is literally misgendering? I thought you guys were progressive but I guess you just can't handle the world's Real most oppressed minority: cisgender feminine men"

[whatamidoinghere413]

These two girls are super similar ngl

[t00thpasteface]

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

[bug-skin]

I’ve been wanting to do a hell ant for a very long time now and here she is! Hell ants are an extinct family of ants from the Cretaceous that have these massive pincers and head spikes. Some scientists think they caught prey by trapping them between their horns and pincers

[the-shiny-eeveelution]

I've spent 10s of hours trying to figure out autonomy and perspective, so here's another wip update thingy for you freaks <3

Not much changed from the first one? THINK AGAIN BECAUSE I'M SUFFERING PLEASE NOTICE THE DIFFERENCES PLEAAAAASE

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

[57papercranes]

Fun gang sillies+ goat ralsei +some aged up Kris and Noelle thoughts. My sketch dump #mysketchdump

[valsvonvalentine]

Chapter 7 prediction

[verysadpaper]

Shoutout to @amthystreamm for tagging one of my previous posts with “#berdly and seam gaming” not only did it inspire this but it also made me realize how much I want these two to host a podcast.

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[charkill]

I love (not really but for the sake of the post) seeing arguments against Ralsei being transfem because 90% of their points are either stupid points or literally things I as a trans woman have experienced.

“You just think [she]’s trans because [she]’s feminine!” I and a shit ton of other trans women identified as a feminine man for a while before the egg cracked.

“Why does it say they and not she in the menu?” Spent almost two years going by they/them before I realized I preferred she/it. So cut Ralsei some slack for using neutral pronouns for half of an evening, all that confirms is that they aren’t cis.

“Ralsei said liking the butler outfit is context dependent” I too love looking good in clothing no matter how it presents up until I’m forced into it by someone I hate and some chaser seed packet fuck starts calling me explicitly masculine terms in regards to it, which happened in Flower Castle and not Queen’s Mansion.

“Ralsei says they only want to be a princess if Kris wants!” Congratulations you identified the character’s most Easy Character Arc For Dumb Babies conflict, now what’s your point.

“Ralsei liked the voucher because it looked like Kris!” Genuinely are you stupid. Rewatch the scene.

“Flowery called Ralsei a princess to mock [her] masculinity!” If you legitimately think this we might have to kill you you’re just too far gone I think /nsrs (but the sentiment is still there)

“Ralsei used he/him the whole game!” You’re never gonna fucking believe what I as an AMAB person used for the majority of my life before I came out as transfem.

Should clarify that anything regarding the nonbinary/genderfluid Ralsei argument isn’t a slight against the idea or people who enjoy it. I only get annoyed with the people who very obviously only advocate for it in order to deny Ralsei being a trans girl rather than actually thinking Ralsei is nonbinary for the sake of Ralsei being nonbinary.

I’m 100% fine with the theory except for the people who just use it to be transmisogynistic.

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[liliavalley]

DELTARUNE IDENTITY PARALLEL SHOWDOWN

HOPECORE IN A SEA OF UNCERTAINTY ABOUT ONESELF

VS

ESCAPING THE UNENDING, DAY-TO-DAY DREDGE OF BEING WHAT THEY CALL "YOU"

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit