kj

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[babyanimalgifs]

she took the midnight train going anywhere

[starship-goldfish]

The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

[a-night-in-wonderland]

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

[relahvant]

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

[delta-breezes]

[catasters]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

nyoom

[dongboss]

the magic boy

[melisica]

fun fact: i also exist when ur not bored, lonely or horny

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ruinedchildhood]

How I take a seat

[grand-optometrist]

What she says: I'm fine.

What she means: What's with the "language" line in Age of Ultron? Has Joss Whedon never talked to a WWII vet? They are the most foul mouthed randy motherfuckers I've ever met. Does he think Steve grew up in upstate New York? He grew up in fucking Brooklyn with gays and immigrants. He's heard it all in every language. Furthermore even if Steve self censored his ass he wouldn't be the kind of person to tell others to watch their FUCKUNG language. He fucking loves people's freedom. Honestly look at Bucky and tell me that's a clean mouthed motherfucker. Joss Whedon completely misses the character and now the two dimensional Boy Scout image of Steve has returned to popular culture.

[kristenschaals]

[deadpool-party]

[sariae-blog]

why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism 

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[maclarensgifs]

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed