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My mom care's a little too much about hockey. Yeah, I see where you get it from.

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

catboycommunist

evergreen

blond-shell

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME ➤ [4/4] episodes

wyatthazy

😬 (#he's trying his best)

that-house

shanesloverboy

Wyatt Hayes noticing that notorious ladies man Ilya Rozanov added a fancy ring to his necklace:

butimaficwriter

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

kaijuerotica

after dick no kisses

waldemarstr

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

sepdet

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

rivendellrose

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

gaynehollander

I maintain that one of the reasons Shane is so fast is that, when he was a child, he never wanted to leave the rink after practice ended, to the degree that he regularly had to be literally dragged away or carried off the ice. Unfortunately for him, a four year old is pretty easy to physically overpower. His one advantage was that, before his parents or his coach could get him off the ice, they first had to catch him.

thepromiscuousfinger

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"