On Naming Things:
Me: Movie is such a weird word. Like should we call cars drivies?
Cookie: Well, Hmmm. Should we call roads cobble stone clippity clops? Should we call sex peepee friction pleasure? Should we call guns hooty tooty point and shootie?
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@grandfathercookie
On Naming Things:
Me: Movie is such a weird word. Like should we call cars drivies?
Cookie: Well, Hmmm. Should we call roads cobble stone clippity clops? Should we call sex peepee friction pleasure? Should we call guns hooty tooty point and shootie?
Giving Compliments:
Me: Looks at my naked self in the mirror.
Me: Oh I look good.
Cookie: Of course you do. I don’t fuck you because you’re ugly.
“WE GET IT, YOU VAPE”
Me: I wish vaping wasn’t so such a douchy thing. Vaping is so much fun.
C00KIE: They always just look so douchy. I wish they would they would suck down an exhaust pipe instead.
He tied my sweatpants because I wasn’t paying him enough attention.
BABE after eating 5 donuts. He has practically hit nirvana.
“Grimes” 11-7-15 12:47
Me: *complains about how Art Angels sounds like aerobic music.*
Me: She’s probably never eaten a full sandwich in her life. What does she need to work off?
COOKIE: The WEIGHT OF THE WORLD.
“Sugar” 11-2-15 8:17PM
COOKIE: Eats a handful of brown sugar
Me: Do you know the difference between brown sugar and white sugar?
COOKIE: Uhhhmm, well, one is slightly more educated.
“Wings” 11-1-2-15 1:21PM
He drank an entire 8.5 ounces of Redbull in 2 minutes, just chugged it down.
“Hairbrush” 11-1-15 10:29AM
Burns a hairbrush in an attempt to remove the hair trapped in the bristles.
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