Cookie

Compilation of the greatest and worst things C00kii has said and done. 

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On Naming Things:

Me: Movie is such a weird word. Like should we call cars drivies? 

Cookie: Well, Hmmm. Should we call roads cobble stone clippity clops? Should we call sex peepee friction pleasure? Should we call guns hooty tooty point and shootie?

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Giving Compliments:

Me: Looks at my naked self in the mirror.

Me: Oh I look good.

Cookie: Of course you do. I don’t fuck you because you’re ugly. 

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“WE GET IT, YOU VAPE”

Me: I wish vaping wasn’t so such a douchy thing. Vaping is so much fun. 

C00KIE: They always just look so douchy. I wish they would they would suck down an exhaust pipe instead. 

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He tied my sweatpants because I wasn’t paying him enough attention.

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BABE after eating 5 donuts. He has practically hit nirvana. 

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“Grimes” 11-7-15 12:47

Me: *complains about how Art Angels sounds like aerobic music.*

Me: She’s probably never eaten a full sandwich in her life. What does she need to work off?

COOKIE: The WEIGHT OF THE WORLD. 

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“Sugar” 11-2-15 8:17PM

COOKIE: Eats a handful of brown sugar

Me: Do you know the difference between brown sugar and white sugar?

COOKIE: Uhhhmm, well, one is slightly more educated. 

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“Wings” 11-1-2-15 1:21PM

He drank an entire 8.5 ounces of Redbull in 2 minutes, just chugged it down. 

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“Hairbrush” 11-1-15 10:29AM

Burns a hairbrush in an attempt to remove the hair trapped in the bristles. 

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