k, but

inefficient, vulgar

[pyomorphic]

real snitch hours if you a narc hit that like

[pyomorphic]

alright light em up vinny

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

[seashellronan]

the girls are learning to count

[todaysbird]

pub crawl except its going to farm and garden stores in the spring to look at the baby chicks

[todaysbird]

It’s February. Almost Time To Get White Girl Wasted (on chicks)

[nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021]

We don't need more diverse Disney movies, we need Disney to be shut down and broken up so that it stops dominating entertainment and choking out smaller creators and studios.

[randomgirlusername-deactivated2]

The best headline I have ever read

[retrogamingblog2]

[rosecrystal]

i think its time to finally confess…… im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[catchymemes]

[slavery]

Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid

Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit

Me:

[theproblematicblogger]

Getting my dick surgically removed so I can suck my ribs

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[notkatniss]

[kosovska]

the final rule of chess is that u can make the pieces kiss

[guerrillatech]