disgruntled skeleton

i got me all fucked up

[valtsv]

now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

[valtsv]

this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[amygdalae]

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

[100line]

Peace and love on the planet earth

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, July 7, 1918

[cryptotheism]

"hmm, let me check my notes" [I open my Grimoire and very quickly flip past a page that is clearly a picture of a wizard leaving you in a hot car]

[buried-in-stardust]

Making a glass rabbit

[eng by me]

[jaredduck]

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

[gayweeddaddy69]

or the Bone Pharoh

[watsername]

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

[huariqueje]

Red throated diver   -  Lidwien Chorus

Dutch, b. 1951 -

Lithograph,   32 x 42 cm

[ratfuck]

telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing

[willowcrowned]

very funny that i still think of tumblr as being relaxing because sometimes I’ll come on this site and my eyes will immediately be assaulted by a string of words that even monkeys with typewriters would be sent to hell for and I’ll just have to deal with that

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[livesuffer]

that’s between me and my delusions

[moveslikekeithrichards]

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[memento-mariii]

[redchrominance]