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mascwoman

New bumper sticker 🕺

fellshish

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

romanitas

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

vatbis

It's unfair how little in this fandom we talk about the moment when Andrew convinced Neil to keep the phone. Like Andrew's words were so powerful they left Neil speechless and with his mouth open.

But the thing I like most of all is that before this Andrew bothered enough to install a ringtone with the song that was associated with Neil.

I just think about Andrew hearing this song once somewhere and then after a while he decided that it's perfect to be a ringtone on his crush's phone. Andrew is such a romantic

nikholascr0w

Kevin “It’s easier if you remain heterosexual” Day accidentally setting up every single member of his perfect court with another male member of his perfect court unknowingly

thesituation

the early 20’s are so complicated bc some people don’t fully grow out of being a teenager until 24 and other people are fully baked mature adults at 21

sycamorality

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

kingfucko

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

jessaerys

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

darth-snuggles

This "found family" consists of 28 gay murderers, two bisexual goddesses, one aroace powerhouse and a baker's dozen of assorted children. They could probably take over a small nation.

darth-snuggles

Atticus Mulvaney crashing out because he's just realized he's the bottom in his own book had me rolling

(I am deeply Atticus-coded, in that I too want someone to take care of me, handle all of my problems, and tell me daily how incredibly wonderful I am.)

lavenderprose

Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.

nettlepixie

biblically accurate ilya rozanov proposal

link-links

when aaron called the armbands andrew gave neil a promise ring i was like damn. didn’t realize i bought a one way ticket to gag city

psshaw

lilifred

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

psshaw

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things: