I'm A Little Bi-Furious

they/them | 38 | I run a book store and build models.

[kosmogrl]

not god’s strongest soldier, not god’s weakest soldier but a secret third thing

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[thecolabubble]

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

[bexism]

the pitt | i got soul but i'm not a soldier

[acherontiaa-styx]

DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS I AM NOT OKAY

[cherryys]

(in the voice of a guy that will defy fate to save you) i don't care

[sunmimir]

The monsters going to class ✨

[whomst-the-hell]

aftg stuff we as a fandom do not talk about or appreciate enough:

neil punching the shit out of riko and wymack having to drag him off

neil repeatedly wanting to hit someone but not allowing himself because he was trying to stay low profile

neil getting back from evermore, realising riko tattooed him, and immediately attempting to carve the tattoo off his face with a knife

neil fantasising about stomping andrews face in at columbia

neil being experienced with guns

neil specifically liking exy because its aggressive and violent

neil grabbing the racket at thanksgiving with the intention of using it as a weapon, then asking for it back after

" "Need anything else?" "A clear shot at Riko and no witnesses," Neil said. Matt grinned like he thought Neil was joking and left. "

[heymacy]

it's so funny to me how scott and kip are drinking smoothies and buying novelty socks and moving at the speed of lesbians, meanwhile shane and ilya are stuck in individual saw traps but the saw traps are their minds and they forgot the instructions

[tswizzlesfan]

biblically accurate andreil

(ft fantastic art by @foxflees)

[miaobviously]

I'm back with another "hey that song is about AFTG." This time, it's Fox on the Run by Sweet being about Neil Josten

[rainpeacetea]

Your daily reminder that Jean is jacked as hell, 6,2 and probably going to get taller, rides a motorcycle, is French, speaks three languages, hot as fuck, would kill anyone who touches the ones he loves, and he loves to cook and clean.

[queenclacker]

I'm back here is some for y'all

[nevvaraven]

fellas is it gay to not be able to breathe properly without your homie standing next to you 24/7

[miaobviously]

Why is Work this Body by WALK THE MOON about Kevin Day

[penandinkprincess]

i know that ilya's ass is SO dramatic about getting his goodbye kisses after he and shane are together

shane forgets because he's running late for a meeting one day and has to rush out of the door, and he then arrives at the studio for the photoshoot he has booked to see a text from ilya with three different headstone styles with "one of these, i think"

and is just "for?? what??"

"when i am dead from broken heart because my husband does not love me anymore and does not kiss me before i will not see him for twenty years"

"ilya, i will be home in like four hours"

*pictures of two different casket models* "i am thinking the darker wood one, but perhaps that is too nice for your taste now that you do not love me anymore. perhaps you will bury me in cardboard shoe box like sad, dead hamster."

[lavenderprose]

"Vegas is sad because Ilya didn't actually want to be doing that :( He was trying to create distance between them :("

And what if I told you that Ilya engineered that hookup specifically because he wanted to dom Shane that night and he knew that if he got Shane in that hotel room that Shane would submit to him so beautifully and what if I told you that actually that's what they both wanted so fucking bad and what if I told you that the only reason the Penthouse hookup is bad is because Shane DID NOT COMMUNICATE what he wanted. Which was kisses. That's all he wanted. Not softer sex not Ilya being "gentle" not the denial of an aspect of his sexuality. Which is submitting sexually.

Vegas is sad because they aren't communicating well and they have feelings for each other and Ilya is refusing to recieve even the most basic aftercare (Chatting. Ilya enjoys to chat with Shane after sex, we've seen it before) and he's too in his own head about other things that he's failing to provide Shane's preferred aftercare (kisses) and neither of them even knows that that's a fixable problem at this point. THAT is the saddness of the scene. Not the kinky sex. They absolutely should have been having their kinky sex they just needed to be doing it more safely. But they're 24 and Ilya is about to reenter the Slavic Torment Nexus and Shane thinks he deserves to be sad forever until he wins a Stanley Cup. So.

[minevaa13]

Neil: I don't swing. At all. Girls, boys, both, neither; I don't feel attracted to any of them.

also Neil: I want to see you lose control.

Andrew: